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Author:  Pete [ Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:41 am ]
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Nowadays you could probably sell a rock star's faeces on eBay and make a tidy sum, though I guess proving provenance might be a problem :lol:

When I worked at Norwich Union insurance company we 'might' have got sent some faeces, or the letter could simply have been dropped in mud at some stage - nobody wanted to verify either way. The PO had placed it in a clear plastic bag. We flushed it down a toilet.

If anybody wants to send me a stripper that would probably be cool :P

Author:  Paul Woodward [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:26 pm ]
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Apparently JD Salinger's toilet is up for sale on EBay at $1 million,
and is allegedly uncleaned and in its original state?

The thing is that somebody will probably buy it. But will it be mounted and put on a plinth? :lol:

Author:  Pete [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:34 pm ]
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Well stranger things have happened:-

Author:  Roy [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:20 pm ]
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I'm sorry but this is just a pisstake.

Author:  Roy [ Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:58 pm ]
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"Ian Allan Publishing" I thought they published books and magazines for trainspotters.

Author:  Pete [ Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:06 am ]
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All these small publishers are jumping on the horror bandwagon, Roy.

I particularly recommend "Jane's Book of Zombies" :lol:

Author:  Rolnikov [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:52 pm ]
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Absolutely loved your review of Ultrameta, Pete. :shock:

Author:  Alexander Stark [ Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:46 am ]
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Rolnikov wrote:
Absolutely loved your review of Ultrameta, Pete. :shock:

Yeah, me too, and I'm a deceased fictional character from it. I take some pride in having defeated Peter The Great with an unreviewable book, and sparked off a corrosive fractal in his brain. Surrealism and madness. Come on in, Pete, the water's lovely... :twisted:

Author:  Pete [ Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:43 am ]
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As a matter of interest, does anyone else see the posts from this Alexander Stark person, or is it just me?

Author:  Ray [ Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:52 am ]
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*observes, jots something on a clipboard*

Author:  Alexander Stark [ Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:09 am ]
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Tell us about your childhood.

Author:  Pete [ Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:39 am ]
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Alexander Stark wrote:-

I was very young at the time.

Author:  Alexander Stark [ Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:19 pm ]
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That teddy bear could be significant.... I see he also holds a little teddy bear of his own. A sort of infinite recursion.

Peter Tennant is a character in a novel I'm writing about a delusional reviewer... but I'm about to write him out, while he protests hysterically. :twisted:

Author:  Pete [ Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:50 pm ]
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Just go away Harvey. You don't exist. :lol:

Author:  Alexander Stark [ Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:20 pm ]
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I'm a rabbit now then :shock: . I can multiply extremely quickly once I've burrowed my way in. Picture a hall of mirrors filled with laughing reflections, even after you've smashed them and all the fragments fall down...

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