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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2017 10:04 pm 
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Charlotte Is So Gone…

The first half of the show was taken up with last night’s victim and their predictions of who would go. There were some good shots of Ralph endeavouring to cry when Channelle left Much later, Andrew consoled him by putting of the Channelle face masks with a wig on it in his bed. Raph managed to look suitably wistful. Whether Andrew has an unsuspected vein of satire or was sloppy enough to think this would help. I cannot tell/

Then BB announced that 2 HMs would leave by the backdoor after a face-to-face eviction. Hannah and Tom were chosen after a very dramatic vote from Andrew – he didn’t want to do it, it was the worst thing he’d ever done in his life…eventually the other HMs pleaded with him to get on with naming someone.
Why is he still in the house, still creating melodrama?

Of course viewers at home knew the eviction was fake. From the attic room Hannah and Tom will be able to view the house and its occupans and deeide who is unworthy of a place in the final.

Deborah was genuinely moving as she was parted from her sister, Hannah was leased to observe. She also saw ghastly Andrew all over Deborah like a plaster apologising for having helped evict her. It’s a pity he can’t be put out.

Hannah and Tom were allowed to watch two diary room sessions and chose Isabelle’s and Charlotte’s. Isabelle ticked Hannah off by not mentioning her name; Charlotte ticked Tom off by constantly nominating him.
Should BB be a grudge match between HMs?
I don’t think so.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:49 pm 
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Queen of Mean

In the attic, Tom and Hannah watched Deborah reflect oh Hannah’s eviction last night. To console herself she gently sang the Love, Peacs and Harmpney song whoch Hannah composed. It brought a tear to Hannah’s eye. Kieran is still playing pull the girl;s hair and run away with |Deborah who ticks him off for messing about when she’s putting on her make up and laughs uproariously.

Hannah and Tom discussed the many misunderstans between them which are now resolved – well, not really as will be seen later on.

Raph and Kieran have both lost their best friends and are still in shock. Isabelle thinks that Hannah was excited as she thought Tom and Kieran would go and that she would go on the final.
Hannah glowered ad swore vengeance on Isabelle. She’s a good glowerer is Hannah – and she went into the attic and had already decided to target Isabelle.

Deborah thinks it will be a consolation to Hannah to know that she was not removed by the public. Tis, however, is no consolation to the public to have two popular HMs up for eviction chosen by one rather spiteful HM and one who hasn’t a clue.

The Test Task
HMs will be subjected to a series of challenges to see who a worthy winner would They will be told the public is behind he testa but actually it is Hannah and Tom.

Hannah and Tom selected 4 HMs to entertain everyone, each with a specific remit eg dancing, a stand up comedy routine and so on. The chosen ones were Raph, Charlotte, Kieran and Isabelle. They did very well at their challenges but Hannah gave the all, apart from Raph, the thumbs down. The others were all booed off the stage. Hannah sat there with a face like the crack of doom and thumbs=downed everyone whether they deserved t or not.

Tome became slightly uneasy – he’s a jovial wee soul and didn’t agree with Hannah.
Never mind, Tom. Her plan backfired – the chosen HMs all got favourable airtime and it was clear Hannah held grudges against them all, apart from Raph.

The next test was a Most to Least Lineup. HMs had to place themselves in order , for example, of the most self=obsessed, or most attractive and so on/

Hannah wanted Kieran as most obsessed which Tom didn’t agree with Hannah but all his views were ignored by the Recording Angel beside him and eventually he stormed off. Then returned. Perhaps we never noticed that Hannah was the Queen Of Mean while she stood in Channelle and Ellie's shadow.

Hannah was very peeved that the HMs seemed to have forgotten her very quickly. She also complained that no one had any positive things to say about her.

Three HMs were selected to answer question supposedly . Aain, Hannah’s chice fell upon \charlotte, Kieran and Raph.from the public. Tom and Hannah couldn’t agree the questions and finally Tom walked off again. Hannah had her way.
In the end, Charlotte and Isabelle were nominated for eviction.
I object to this – a spiteful creature like Hannah should not be able to put two faves up against one another in the final week while she remains in the house.

Tom played football with a giant teddy bear and rode the tiny rocking horse to pas the time. It was funny, I suppose, but did not take away the unfairness of this way of evicting people at this last stage of the game.

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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:24 pm 
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Jostling For Position

The end is nigh and so jockeying for position has commenced.

Kieran and Raph have decided to be fun people and soaked Andrew with cold water while he was in the shower. Andrew has decided to the house drama queen and so peal after peal of anguished screams rang round the house.

In the attic, Tom and Hannah had to select an HM to have the best ever day in the house and one to have the worst day. Hannah decided to be fair and not put her sister forward fro best day but allowed Tom to talk her round. Andrew was chosen for worst day ever.

Deborah’s day started with a box of chocolates and a card showering her with lavish praise. Deboorah was allowed a luxury bubble bath followed by her favourite meal, some of which she shared with Kieran and Charlotte.

Andrew had a card full of insults and was given slops to eat which made him sick – literally. The air was filled with his anguished cries and grating voice moaning and complaining. But the worst was yet to come – a bath full of fish guts. Tt was a Cecil B De Mille effort to get him in it and I expect the other HMs wish they hadn’t bothered because his shrill wais and howls were ear splitting.

Tom and Hannah returned from th attic after their nominations for the next eviction were shown. Charlotte was a little cast down; Isabelle just shrugged it off. The girls argued over who would go, each declaring that they were not worthy of staying. No word of reproach was spoken so they have established themselves as jolly nice girls and good sports.
Oh well – better than Andrew or Channelle screaming, I suppose.

BB decided to close Thorn Cottage. Ralph had to be dragged out so reluctant was he to leave. Later he sadly surveyed his and Channelle’s bed and her empty wardrobe. He sat tearfully on the stairs, reminiscing about all the good times. Pathos doesn’t suit him.

Late at night, when Kieran and Tom had gone to bed, Hannah a dance and freeze game, the a conga = there was lots of squealing and shouting which annoyed Kieran. He complained to BB but to no avail.

Isabelle and Raph whispered confidences in bed. His depression after losing his Channelle, her feeling of being ugly. What a solace they were to one another. You should enjoy the last few days, she said/

Raph took her at her word and pulled Hannah out of bed for a pillow fight. Kieran was enraged by the noise and said so. They threw pillows at him and, goaded beyond bearing, Kieran battered Hannah (Deborah?) with a pillow. So he’s not the fun guy in the house any more. Was he ever?


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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:16 am 
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Can You Tell Me Where The Ducks Are?

Kieran woke Izzy up in a very noisy way involving a saucepan and a metal spoon to bang it with. She was having a long lie in the morning.
I’d have killed him for that She could at least have assaulted him with one of those jumbo rollers she has in her hair all the time.

The tasks were powerful tonight. The first was reprise key moments in their development Izzy and \tom, dressed as babies, stood in the nursery and had to answer questions by spelling the answers out with building blocks.
I have noted before that Tom s a natural, if unaware, comedian.

What kind of trees produce acorns?
Tom:Pine trees.
Which continent is India in?
Tom: Is Europe a continent?

But the best one was when he was asked to spell embarrass. He spelled it embarreass. The other HMs, watching on video, decided this was incorrect because it should only have one R.
Tom’s denial in the DR that he was not thick, that he had his GCEs, The fact that trees were not his hobby showed how unreasonable the acorn question waswas comic genius
Ah, if only the house had not been overshadowed by worthless Channelle and Ellie, we’d have seen more of Tom.

Raph discovered that his ed was wrapping in clingfil. And demanded to know who had done it. Hannah and Deborak woldn’t say who had done it and Raph threatened to target everyne for revenge.

Later Kieran found a ball of clingfilm in his shoe and curry powder scattered everywhere. Was this Raph’s reenge?
To be continued.

The next task took all the HMs back to school, school ties and dresses included. Certificates were being awarded with the end of term reports: hygiene, dress sense, honesty and so on/
When it came to Popularity, Charlotte and Isabelle were called out.Isabelle was awarded an ‘A’ but Charlotte an ‘F’. And an eviction. There was a stunned silence – they had being having such fun being stroppy teenagers and then Charlotte was gone via the back door. She actually took it better than her fellow HMs.
It was pretty brutal. She was nominated by a very spiteful Hannah who bore a grudge and then didn’t even get a full eviction.
Oh, dirty pool, BB and Hannah.
The only good thing to come out of it was that even Andrew was stuck dumb. No squeals. No howls. did weep for his friend but quietly.

BB threw a graduation party for the HMs. They were all ecstatic that they were through to the final.

Raph slipped away to the DR. The clever boy had noticed that BB had said hey had reached the final week, not the final.
He rejoined the others and told them so but they suspected that he was pulling one of his stunts.,
Boy, have they got a surprise coming = double eviction is on the cards.

Raph discovered that the plaster ducks he had adopted were missing from his bedside. He searched but ailed to find them and went round asking everyone ‘Can you tell me where the ducks are?’ He was deadly serious and finished up staning by his bed wanting to know where his ducks were. Eventually a cursing Andrew fetched one of them from the ts hiding place in the garden. He protested in very colourful language that the ducks were not his personal property, they belonged to BB. He felt that it was so sad that Raph was making such a fuss.

In exchange, Raph had to own up to Hannah to scattering the curry powder all over the place. Oh, she read his the riot act!

Andrew came to Raph to apologise for being a bitch. He repeated this several times as if he was proud of this characteristic. Raph made up with him but I suspect it was only to shut him up.

In the DR, Raph agreed that the HMs did not appreciate his pranks. He also thinks there must be another eviction coming.
He’s looking worried.

[img]an You Tel Me Where The Ducks Are?

Kieran woke Izzy up in a very noisy way involving a saucepan and a metal spoon to bang it with. She was having a long lie in the morning.
I’d have killed him for that She could at least have assaulted him with one of those jumbo rollers she has in her hair all the time.

The tasks were powerful tonight. The first was reprise key moments in their development Izzy and \tom, dressed as babies, stood in the nursery and had to answer questions by spelling the answers out with building blocks.
I have noted before that Tom s a natural, if unaware, comedian.

What kind of trees produce acorns?
Tom:Pine trees.
Which continent is India in?
Tom: Is Europe a continent?

But the best one was when he was asked to spell embarrass. He spelled it embarreass. The other HMs, watching on video, decided this was incorrect because it should only have one R.
Tom’s denial in the DR that he was not thick, that he had his GCEs, The fact that trees were not his hobby showed how unreasonable the acorn question waswas comic genius
Ah, if only the house had not been overshadowed by worthless Channelle and Ellie, we’d have seen more of Tom.

Raph discovered that his ed was wrapping in clingfil. And demanded to know who had done it. Hannah and Deborak woldn’t say who had done it and Raph threatened to target everyne for revenge.

Later Kieran found a ball of clingfilm in his shoe and curry powder scattered everywhere. Was this Raph’s reenge?
To be continued.

The next task took all the HMs back to school, school ties and dresses included. Certificates were being awarded with the end of term reports: hygiene, dress sense, honesty and so on/
When it came to Popularity, Charlotte and Isabelle were called out.Isabelle was awarded an ‘A’ but Charlotte an ‘F’. And an eviction. There was a stunned silence – they had being having such fun being stroppy teenagers and then Charlotte was gone via the back door. She actually took it better than her fellow HMs.
It was pretty brutal. She was nominated by a very spiteful Hannah who bore a grudge and then didn’t even get a full eviction.
Oh, dirty pool, BB and Hannah.
The only good thing to come out of it was that even Andrew was stuck dumb. No squeals. No howls. did weep for his friend but quietly.

BB threw a graduation party for the HMs. They were all ecstatic that they were through to the final.

Raph slipped away to the DR. The clever boy had noticed that BB had said hey had reached the final week, not the final.
He rejoined the others and told them so but they suspected that he was pulling one of his stunts.,
Boy, have they got a surprise coming = double eviction is on the cards.

Raph discovered that the plaster ducks he had adopted were missing from his bedside. He searched but ailed to find them and went round asking everyone ‘Can you tell me where the ducks are?’ He was deadly serious and finished up staning by his bed wanting to know where his ducks were. Eventually a cursing Andrew fetched one of them from the ts hiding place in the garden. He protested in very colourful language that the ducks were not his personal property, they belonged to BB. He felt that it was so sad that Raph was making such a fuss.

In exchange, Raph had to own up to Hannah to scattering the curry powder all over the place. Oh, she read his the riot act!

Andrew came to Raph to apologise for being a bitch. He repeated this several times as if he was proud of this characteristic. Raph made up with him but I suspect it was only to shut him up.

In the DR, Raph agreed that the HMs did not apprrciate his pranks. He also thinks there must be another eviction coming.
He’s looking worried.

[img]an You Tel Me Where The Ducks Are?

Kieran woke Izzy up in a very noisy way involving a saucepan and a metal spoon to bang it with. She was having a long lie in the morning.
I’d have killed him for that She could at least have assaulted him with one of those jumbo rollers she has in her hair all the time.

The tasks were powerful tonight. The first was reprise key moments in their development Izzy and \tom, dressed as babies, stood in the nursery and had to answer questions by spelling the answers out with building blocks.
I have noted before that Tom s a natural, if unaware, comedian.

What kind of trees produce acorns?
Tom:Pine trees.
Which continent is India in?
Tom: Is Europe a continent?

But the best one was when he was asked to spell embarrass. He spelled it embarreass. The other HMs, watching on video, decided this was incorrect because it should only have one R.
Tom’s denial in the DR that he was not thick, that he had his GCEs, The fact that trees were not his hobby showed how unreasonable the acorn question waswas comic genius
Ah, if only the house had not been overshadowed by worthless Channelle and Ellie, we’d have seen more of Tom.

Raph discovered that his ed was wrapping in clingfil. And demanded to know who had done it. Hannah and Deborak woldn’t say who had done it and Raph threatened to target everyne for revenge.

Later Kieran found a ball of clingfilm in his shoe and curry powder scattered everywhere. Was this Raph’s reenge?
To be continued.

The next task took all the HMs back to school, school ties and dresses included. Certificates were being awarded with the end of term reports: hygiene, dress sense, honesty and so on/
When it came to Popularity, Charlotte and Isabelle were called out.Isabelle was awarded an ‘A’ but Charlotte an ‘F’. And an eviction. There was a stunned silence – they had being having such fun being stroppy teenagers and then Charlotte was gone via the back door. She actually took it better than her fellow HMs.
It was pretty brutal. She was nominated by a very spiteful Hannah who bore a grudge and then didn’t even get a full eviction.
Oh, dirty pool, BB and Hannah.
The only good thing to come out of it was that even Andrew was stuck dumb. No squeals. No howls. did weep for his friend but quietly.

BB threw a graduation party for the HMs. They were all ecstatic that they were through to the final.

Raph slipped away to the DR. The clever boy had noticed that BB had said hey had reached the final week, not the final.
He rejoined the others and told them so but they suspected that he was pulling one of his stunts.,
Boy, have they got a surprise coming = double eviction is on the cards.

Raph discovered that the plaster ducks he had adopted were missing from his bedside. He searched but ailed to find them and went round asking everyone ‘Can you tell me where the ducks are?’ He was deadly serious and finished up staning by his bed wanting to know where his ducks were. Eventually a cursing Andrew fetched one of them from the ts hiding place in the garden. He protested in very colourful language that the ducks were not his personal property, they belonged to BB. He felt that it was so sad that Raph was making such a fuss.

In exchange, Raph had to own up to Hannah to scattering the curry powder all over the place. Oh, she read his the riot act!

Andrew came to Raph to apologise for being a bitch. He repeated this several times as if he was proud of this characteristic. Raph made up with him but I suspect it was only to shut him up.

In the DR, Raph agreed that the HMs did not appreciate his pranks. He also thinks there must be another eviction coming.
He’s looking worried.

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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:46 am 
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There’s A Storm Coming

Just when you thought it was safe to tune into BB, the unexpected happened.

The Task tonight was to trace the course of a relationship right through from first date to marriage,

Kieran was tasked with proposing to Deborah and persuading her to accept, he enlisted snarling Hannah’s aid who only agreed to help because it was a task. She followed Deborah about telling her to think of love and then the pair sang. Thus was Deborah softened up for the kill. Kieran, brandishing a bunch of artificial flowers, dropped to one knee and proposed.

The Ms donned wedding outfits and assembled in the garden Raph gave Doborah away, Tom made the best man’s speech. And Hannah wept at the thought of her sister being taken away from her. Then suddenly Suhkvinder appeared like the Bad Fairy at the feast. She encouraged Hannah and Deborah’s efforts to win the show and accused Kieran of only being there for fame on social media. Deborah wasn’t happy and it showed.
Next to appear was Rebecca and se was even worse, telling Kieran he was losing the show because of his disloyalty to her in not having her back. She reproached him with having slept with her two hours before they went into the house and then ignoring her inside. Deborah looked stony faced – if looks could kill.

Rebecca switched focus to Hannah, telling her she was selfish and immature. Hannah being Hannah argued until the quarrel became a major row.
Meanwhile, Izzy hid her feet because she was wearing Rebecca’s shoes. Nice little scene stealer that!

When it came to the end of the ceremony, Deborah wouldn’t even kiss the groom in fun.

Hannah and Deborah fled to the bedroom singing Love, Peace and Harmony and once there, Rebecca got her character spelled out.

The wedding reception went quite well until Channelle appeared, practically topless and singing along to Florence and the Machine’s ‘You Got The Love’. She was tuneless, flat, and her bosom wobbled dangerously. Izzy cried when Cannelle praised Isabelle for being inspirational. Andrew was not so fortunate – she laid into him and mentioned again what a snake he is. He argued back and denied saying anything bad about Ralph and Hannah. T was all too much for him being accused of being a backstabber and a snake. He and Channelle stood there shouting one another down.
Poor Isabelle sat frozen in her chair while Hannah and Deborah seemed to have turned to stone.

During the divorce party, things got even more heated. He elected to have a private conversation with Channelle, seeking reassurance that he wasn’t all bad but she got him right between the eyes, calling him sly and sneaky. He gabbled back at her and then rushed away to call a meeting of the HMs to justify himself and prove he wasn’t a snake. Channelle called Rebecca a ‘f------ whore’, Andrew was shouting at everyone within earshot denying that he was a snake several times, and Hannah sang ‘Love, Peace and Harmony’ right in his face. He exploded in rage while Channelle continued to call Rebecca a whore (and several other things not printable on these boards – she really is a fishwife) Then Channelle and Deborah joined in the singing reducing Andrew to pointless swearing and shouting. Channelle kept raising her arms above her head causing seismic tremors of her breasts. It was a scene from Bedlam.

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It all ended with Channelle challenging Rebecca to a fight (in the coarsest terms) and Andrew taking refuge in the garden.

45 minutes later he was still drunkenly going on about being called a snake. He said he hadn’t started being truthful yet and that there was a storm coming when he did. Kieran and Tom surveyed him with contempt – they’re not into diva stuff.

I am not pleased. We had to wait for ages to get Channelle out and within a couple of days she’s back, taking centre stage. The second part of the show was all taken up with her and Rebecca in the spotlight, taking airtime away from the candidates who are still in the game. The same applies to that idiot Andrew. Why is he even in the house?

Kieran I felt was unfairly targeted by Rebecca – either tell everyone home truths or no one. And evicted HMs should never be back in the house anyway disturbing the natural flow of things in there. No matter how much polyfiller you have in your lips, and how much fat has been transferred to your butt, and how much silicone gel you’ve got in your boobs and no matter how loud you can shriek, THE PUBLIC VOTED YOU OUT BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T STAND YOU! Why are you allowed back in the house?


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:50 pm 
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Four To Heaven and Two to Hell

The highlight of the night was the Heaven/Hell task with just some little fragments of normality beore then/ For example Andrew claiming that he can’t wait not to see any of his fellow HMs again.
I’m quite sure they feel the same about you, Andrew.
Then there was a discussion about whether mermaids were real or not. There was general scepticism except from Hannah who thinks hey hide out of sight under the sand.
You’re too bright to play Jade Goody, Hannah.

The final task of the series was the Heaven/Hell game. Heaven meant safely through to the final; Hell meant a backdoor eviction. Two by two the HMs entered a large white room with mist rising from the floor, were shown some best bits, and then shown two doors behind which were Heaven and Hell. It was an impressive scene with Heaven all blue and ethereal and Hell smoky and grim. Raph and Isabelle both went into the blue, Hannah went to Hellfire and Deborah to Heaven, and Tom was saved whilst Kieran was damned. Tom took it so seriously that he seemed really to fear the pangs of Hell!

The BB awards were made at the end of the show. Tom was funniest, Raph was best dancer, Andrew was the house drama queen, Deborah the most deserving and Izzy the beloved Big Boss. This final eviction was he most intense of the series.

In the end, we are left with four good finalists: Tom the jovial nitwit whose kindness is real and who still makes me laugh at the night he tried to speak in code: Deborah whose general good nature and clean language makes her a novelty in the BB house; Raph who has gone from a very repressed little man to someone more outgoing: and Izzy, the dark horse who battled through against the odds and showed some sort of moral compass so sadly lacking in the Reality TV mob.
Of the four, I like Izzy and Tom best but would accept the other too also.
Tomorrow night then.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:57 pm 
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A Coronation

I got my wish – Isabelle was crowned Queen of BB, a winner who was appreciative and blessed with humility. In spite of the lashings of fake tan, she has turned out to be a very natural unaffected girl.
Good luck, Isabelle


Raph was second and practically incoherent with the excitement of the whole BB experience; and apparently genuine in his surprise at making new friendships in the house.

Deborah came third and was called a delight by Emma – so sincere and kindly. I can’t help but feel that had Hannah gone sooner she might well have gone a little further.

Little Tom was fourth, bubbling over with enthusiasm for the BB house and its inmates. I wish he could have talked in code just one more time.

Ex=HMs were ranged round the arena – amazing how many were there in total. Since Lotan was thrown out of the house, he was not allowed to attend; nor was the public school type who chose to walk. Simone was allowed to come but was removed by seurity for spitting at Andrew, so I’m told.

The unstable and the reality TV types should not be permitted to participate at all. They suck the oxygen out of the house and suffocate real people in there/

Well, we’ll see what CBB holds in store for us.


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Celebrity Big Brother Launch

The famous ones have arrived in all their glory although some are more famous that others. The house has been revamped too: sofas fit for famous behinds and carpets plush enough for the most discriminating taste.

The first arrival was Shaun Williamson of East Enders’ famous murder fame(he was the victim). He is a quiz addict Semms like a straightforward ordinary chap/
He was hit with a secret mission as soon as he came in – he had to pretemd to be a nervous wreck and do things like have a hM pour water on him and be the rock he could ling too. Unfortunately, he didn’t seem to hear his instructions very well through his earpiece and BB became more and more agitated as the evening wore on.

Next HM was Sarah Harding, ex Girls Aloud member. She regards erself as one of the lads and is nowhere near as wild as her reputation would indicate,

Sam Thomson springs from the Made In Chelsea pool and is very proud of his physique.

Derek Acora is the physic medium from Haunted and has brought his spirit guide and guardian, Sam, with him. He looks like he might need him because he was so nervous he could hardly talk to Emma.

Marissa Jade was next, from Mob Wife. I wonder if she will be as good as the one we had before from this show – she was full of wisecracks and killingly funny anecdotes about life with Mafia men.

Sandi from Goggle Box appeared in an evening jacket and no top or even a bra underneath it. One can only ask ‘Why?’

Chad, from an American show about bacholrs claims to be perfect, confident, beautiful and phenomenally popular with the ladies. Although the most important woman in his life is his mother.

Helen Lederer, stand up comedienne and one of the cast in Ab Fab, came next. She was too flustered and fluffy to say much but looked interesting.

Karthic Negathon was next. Former Apprentice much loathed by the other apprentices for being conceited and overbearing. I don’t think he’s changed much.

Jordan is an Ibiza Weekender who claims to have slept with 1500 girls and will go for any girl he likes in the house. I think some of te girls in there would eat you alive, son.

Trisha Paytas was an apparition in a pink plunge bra and pink cutaway skirt trimmed with feathers. Imagine a pink meringue with arms and legs and you’ll get the picture, She is tiny and looked like the fairy of the Christmas tree in that getup. She is famous on You Tube for talking about vaginas, vibrators and sex. She claims to be sexy, smart and slutty.
She certainly made an impression. The house, full of chattering hMs, met her appearance with a moment of stunned silence.

Jemma, covered in tattoos, is a bisexual model who specialises in causing trouble. She runs a dating app. For people with tattoos.

Brandi, one of the real Wives of Beverly Hills, set out to make a good impression with her filthy mouth and see through skirt – still, it showed her thong and pert jiggle so I suppose that’s what counts.

Amelia Lily is an X factor contestant now working in the west end. Loves to swear, she says but actually she seemed quite nice.

Paul Danan is from Hollyoaks and runs a celebrity Love Line. Heclaims he has a fiery side and to prove it, swore manfully.

That’s the lineup then. Shaun, if he has passed the secret mission, will win an immunity for the first eviction. He also has a killer nomination to bestow. We’ll find out about that tomorrow.


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The fun begins. Shaun couldn’t apologise enough for nominating Marissa. She was gracious and understanding but stood by the remark about people not getting in her personal space which got her nominated. Shaun found it easier to talk to Sandi who was only too willing to hear about his exploits as a failed helicopter pilot and his tiger tattoo.

Sarah explained that she had been jilted by her future husband when he fled to Ibiza. It transpired that Marissa too had had a hard time and the two hugged after exchanging confidences.

Jordan, an arm waving, self loving, over confident- of- his- own-charms extrovert, made the mistake of trying to overwhelm Trisha and lived to regret it. She asked him how old he was and he replied ‘Old enough for you’ with a winning smile which probably charms 15 year old girls and elderly ladies but not Trisha. He explained that he arranged the fun in Ibiza for boys and girls – ‘are you an escort?’ she asked. ‘Are you circumcised (she put it more graphically than that)? ‘Do you appear naked in your programme?’ she wanted to know. ‘Do they show your uncircumcised bits on TV?’ When told they did, she challenged him to get naked and plunge into the poor right there and then.
All the while his smile was growing more fixed; all the while he babbled excuses; all the while he realised that he had bitten off more than he could chew. A lot more.
It was as if the sugar plum fairy had climbed down the Xmas tree and, smiling, delivered scalding abuse.

Paul, looking like a bookie's corner boy in a suit with a layered jacket and trousers that failed to reach his ankles, reminded me of Glasgow’s own Francie and Josie.
(My sister has informed me that he is not wearing a layered jacket, he is wearing a skirt |under the jacket and over half mast trousers.) Anyway he set off the fire alarm and they all had to evacuate the house. He ran about waving his arms and saying sorry but I don’t think it was accidental.

Sam and the boys gathered in the smoking are and tried to outdo one another in macho talk, eyeing up the girl, and posing prettily.
Chad and Jemma got together and laughed uproariously at one another’s not very funny jokes. He seemed fascinated by her tattooed face.

Brandi admired Jordan’s dimples (isn’t he vain enough?) but I suppose it restored his confidence after Trisha.

Trisha and Jemma got together and tried to outslut one another. Graphic descriptions of sex with girls were on the table but Trisha’s history of being a stripper, an escort, and finally a maker of grubby videos probably knocked Jemma into touch.

Meanwhile, the bedrooms were being opened up and Helen was visibly distressed at the prospect of having to share a bed. Brandi finally procured her a single bed which was nice of her.
No one was so kind to Derek – he wandered from bedroom to bedroom trailing his suitcase behind him and declaring that he could not sleep with a lady. He got Karthic as bedfellow in the end. You could see that he was going to regret it Karthic wants to meet the spirits, perhaps Derek could bring them to the garden. Derek said he could not just send for them. Karthic is not the type to let go.

Jordan and Sam seemed to have paired off. They both specialise in frantic arm movements, kinetic movement, and blindingly white teeth. They also giggle a lot.

In the DR, Chad doesn’t know which girl to shoot for – they are all open to him. All are attractive in their individual ways. Out of all the guys in the house, he stands the best chance with the women.

Just before this, Brandi in the DR called him a man=boy. Which about sums him up. It applied to them all really – man=boys. The ladies are going to eat them alive and spit them out.


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It has just occurred to me that you might not have heard of Francie and Josie down south.
Here thay are, down to the funny suits!


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Lots of little revealing moments tonight. I did enjoy it.

Derek and Jemma questioned Shaun about his tenure on East Enders – it was 10 years, he said, and every moments seemed carved on his face. I get the impression he doesn’t enjoy anything very much.

Jordan and Sam did show-off press-ups in the garden, showing off their magnificence. Marissa came out and joined them. They welcomed her with patronising grins.
Then she performed better than they did! She was fabulous!

In the DR, Shaun complained about his reward for the secret mission last night as he had to be subtle and nuanced or risk giving the game away;
He has discovered that Marissa is a mob wife and now fears finding a horse’s head in his bed when he gets out of the house.

Sam and Jordan jumped up and down like 5 year olds and bragged about their morning glories. They’re going to be a pain in the neck throughout the series.

HMs had a little getting to know you session, full of questions like who has shagged the most women, who has the biggest penis etc Derek was rather taken aback by the questions and his behind a cushion.
Interesting that Brandi has had the most Botox – four times a year for nine years. It’s a wonder she can move her face at all.

It was Sam’s 25th birthday and he wanted to do a Ouija board with Derek. But Derek’s mediumship is beyond the petty vibrations from a Ouija board. Apparently. Sam asked him about his spirit guide –Derek met him in a former life, and no, he cannot be possessed by him as he isn’t deranged.

In the DR, Chad repeated that he could have a relationship with any of the women in the house although he feels Sarah would be hard work.

Trisha affected surprise that Sam was 25 – he looked more like 15 to her.
It was the way she sad it…

Sandi discussed wiih Jemma her painful piercings and was duly horrified. She has a warmth about her that I liked – quite unaffected.

Tonight’s task was the Talent Show. Chad, Sandi and Helen were the judges. The rest paired off to perform. It was interesting that the Reality TV stars had no talents to speak of. Real celebs did.
Sarah and Amelia performed a Girls Aloud song and were really very good.

Brandi and Marissa delivered some put downs. I suspect that they were meant to be witty but they don’t have the brains. They came across as downright nasty as they tailored insults to various Hs. Shaun in particular was a targer, I suppose for nominating Marissa. His manhood was impugned in the most graphic way. Uncalled for.

Derek, assisted by Kartis, was very entertaining. They would contact and see f they could move a coin across the table. The thing was, Karthic took it very seriously – he felt a tingling in is forehead and a a heaviness in his heart. A spirit named Joseph came into the circle – Karthic looked terrified! By the end of the act, the coin had moved. Some people aren’t going to sleep well in the house tonight!

Trisha and Jemma, in tiny bikinis (and what a sight Trisha was), demonstrated how they got you tube hits. It involved a lot of licking and was more than a little tacky.

Shaun and Paul presented a soap opera skit. It was surprisingly involving = they were both good in it.

Jordan and Sam got Sandi and heln out of the judges’ chair and performed a strip for them, complete with oil.Helen’s face was a frozen mask/ Then the boys simulated sex with them. Neither lady was all that impressed – you could see hey were just playing along with those talentless reality stars. Helen even insisted they shouldn’t get oil on her.
How unimpressed was that!

In the DR ater, Shaun had some comments about the show. He pointed out that he got roasted by Marissa and that Trish and Jemma performed like an unsexy tasting meno.
True on both counts.

Chad meanwhile was bragging about his sex life and the astronomical numbers involved to Jordan and Marissa. Interestingly, Jordan was impressed and Marissa was not. Chad was definitely trying to charm Marissa and impress. She was unmovedand said that if any man approached her, her partner (one of the mob) would thump that man. This was really interesting. After she left to go to bed, Chad’s charm fell away like snow off a dyke. A look of such petulance settled on his face and he swore. The camera lingered on his face – oh, he’s much older than 29 surely – that’s a weary face with lots of lines and wrinkles.
Suddenly he wasn’t a very nice man.

In the DR, Sarah went into rehabilitation mode she has a bad reputation, not all of it earned. She’s gone through trials and tribulations and BB is her chance to show eople who she really is.
And she wept prettily.


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Not Chad’s night Tonight

First thing in the morning and HMs sprang into action. Paul danced vigorously in the garden; Jordan fell flat on his face in the bedroom.

Sam and Jordan (henceforth to be known as JAM because they spent ages dreaming that name up when Dumb And Dumber was more easily available)agreed to coordinate nominations. They were very blatant – hope BB takes notice.

Helen and Shaun discussed games shows they had been on – Mastermind, the Chase for example. Shaun seems to have won them all.

Jordan thinks Sam’s ex will take him back once she’s seen him on BB. Sam confessed to his faults – too young too settle down.
Well, he’s only 25.

In the DR, Sandi gave her opinons of some of the HMs. The boys ie JAM were dismissed as inconsequential. Chad was very attractive but…she leaned that lesson years ago.

Trish, in conversation with Helen, babbled like a brook. She did say in her VT that she could talk 158 words in a minute – I thought she must be exaggerating but no she goes like an express train and is barely coherent.

In th4 DR, Brandi was asked about Chad. She did not mince her words =Chad is an idiot, a chauvinist and offensive.

He really is that obvious in his contempt for women.
It must be the result of his silly tv programme where harems of fame hungry girls cluster round. He eliminated some every week. This has left him with a God complex.

When she returned to the house e asked her where she had been. Talking to BB, she replied. About you.
All goo?, he asked
Give her her due, no backstabber she – she repeated what she’d said in the most pleasant light tones. He was taken aback you might asy.

Task The Champagne Bar.
Bottles had been labelled with scurrilous anecdotes from HMs; lives. The label had to be matched to the relevant HM who would then be gunged.
So, for example, Brandi was the one who slashed her ex’s car Trish was the one who was paid a fee of £70,000 by a celebrity athlete for one night’s enjoyment.
‘I hope she didn’t whore herself out,’ Paul quipped.
I shouldn’t have laughed.
And so it went on,a long list of celebrity frailties.

Derek had to be flown out of LA for his own safety after ‘seeing’ two men at Nicole Simpson’s house after she was murdered.

JAM, who seem to have the attention span of grasshoppers made so much noise when others wee telling their stories that BB asked that they remained silent. Of course JAM kept talking and Trisha turned on them.’Remain silent! It’s not that hard to understand.’ Thereafter, Jordan kept up a constant chorus of ‘Remain silent etc’ It was an unkind mockery and thoroughly rude.

Paul saved the day with his anecdote. He was turnng in the Xmas lights in Preston and turned to the audience and yelled ‘Give me some M….. F…… noise, people!’
The Lord M

eayor of Preston asked who he was and was told that Paul was Jack in the Beanstalk in the Xmas panto.
‘Oh, no he isn’t,’ said the mayor and Paul was duly sacked.

In the bathroom, Chad asked Karthic why he didn’t do something about his monobrow. His answer was it doesn’t disturb him. He only takes action if something disturbs him, he said. For example, he shaves under his arms because he sweats a lot; and he keeps his hair longish in case he gets cold.

Ah, that’s the Karthic so beloved of Sir Alan Sugar.

Trisha had been downright abusive of JAM for mocking her. In the DR, Sam said she didn’t get his humour.
Maybe when he’s 26 he’ll grow some self awareness.

Paul approached JAM with a half order to sort things out with Trisha who was freaking out still about their behaviour. They went, Sam with a better grace than Jordan, and apologised, sort of. But Trisha wasn’t having it. She raved and ranted and wept , all the time giving them it hot and heavy. Jordan swore. He was the image of petulance and resentment. He’s worth the watching, that one.
In the end, the arrangement is that she will ignore them from now on.

To return to Chadand his awful evening, he was chatting to Amelia who told him that she could just imagine her Mum watching him on the show and fancying hi,

Poor Chad = a Mum’s heartbreaker.

Meanwhile, Trish had repaired to the DR and flung herself on the sofa. She was still tantrumming about JAM – those gross immature boys and their High School mentality. She snivelled.
(O come on, Trisha. You’ve heard worse than that in your career)
And snivelled Then complained there wasn’t a flannel in the house to wipe her butt with.

Karthic also visited the DR and claimed that the others saw him as the life and soul of the party, bringing energy, quick wit etc to the house.

He was perfectly serious!

Downstairs, the other HMs discussed him disparagingly, commenting that he thought he was hilarious.

Chad, in need of reassurance, approached Brandi again. Charmingly and inningly, he tried to get a better pinion from her, but she said pleasantly and lightly that he was coming across as dumb as F***'.

Being the life and soul of the party is hard work. Kathic went the rounds, advising Sandi on what to wear, Trisha to socialise more. That set her off again. Karthic was stunned at what had been going on. ‘I was blind to all this!’

In the bedroom, Jemma and Brandi were asleep when JAM poured water on Brandi. The girls had to get up and turn their mattress and change the bed. Jemma took her revenge by pouring water and bath oil over their bed. Furious Brandi threatened them with nominations.


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Riff Raff

Oh, dear. The show has started down the relationship road lready. Chad has feelings for Amelia; Amelia thinks Jordan is in love with Marissa; Brandi thinks there might be something between Sam and Amelia. Marissa thi

In the DR, Chad confided that he really likes Amelia.

As Marissa pointed out, he’d tried his luck with Brandi then Jemma before settling for Amelia.

Marissa announced that she had a nks Brandi is jealous of of Chad and Amelia. Everyone is talking about the various combinations. These parts of the show are so tedious! We all know its fake. We all know it’s not very good acting! Already the other HMs are relegated to being the chorus = where was Derek and Joseph his Ethiopian spirit guide? Where was Karthic and his hilarious social gaffes? Where was Shaun and his glumness and Sandi with her warmth and kindness. Where was Brandi and her cool appraisal
of everyone else? The cameras are going to focus on the lovebirds and track them at all times in case they slip off to have sex somewhere. The other HMs might as well sit on the sofa and sing ‘Somewhere My Love.’

Well, we must make the most of what we’ve got. BB punished the whole house this morning for yesterday’s nom talk from JAM and Brandi. They’re all on basic rations as all luxury food has been removed. The HMs were NOT pleased.

Sam approached Trisha again, anxious to make up with her. He is very embarrassed about his behaviour towards her. He never though it would have such an impact. He would like to start fresh.
It was actually a sincere apology and pretty fulsome. But she rejected him. ‘Once a bully, always a bully.’she said.
I’d have said he was more of an idiot than a bully but up in ther DR, she ranted about JAM again. In her view, staring at the wall is more interesting than JAM and the other HMs.

The Task tonight was not to be evicted from BB;s Private Club and Champagne Club. Only three HMs can retain member ship and gain immunity from this week’s eviction. THE three will be on a luxury diet and will be served by the riff raff who are not in the club. Starting with Marissa, the HMs took turns in selecting others to be riffraff. It was a long and tedious process but in the end, Helen, Paul and Derek remain in the club and keep all their privileges.

In a snog or marry game, nobody wanted to kiss Chad. As if to reassure himself of his own magnificence, he carefully measured the circumference of his biceps to see if they had diminished or increased on the house diet. Amelia was fascinated by that and his height. She certainly unruffled his feathers.

Jordan cheekily grabbed Trisha and hugged him. She still doesn’t like him. In face they have nothing in common except, probably, STDs.

Marissa announced that she had a bust measuring GG. Trish claimed a triple F. The boys liked the subsequent display of bare breasted amplitude. But Derek, Sandi and Shaun retreated to the garden. Derek was at pains to say that he didn’t mind the display, times had changed since his youth but you could see that he did mind. Sandi, as ever, was kindly in her judgements but not happy with the scene either. Shaun was more blunt – he asn’t having anything to do with that.
Good for the three of them.

Jordan held hands with Marissa – she should learn from this: exposing her snowy bosom which slopes like Mount Kilimanjaro attracts nothing but a Jordan.

In the DR, Trisha had another go at all her HMs. I might agree with her but her rapid delivery is virtually incomprehensible. Then came an unexpected little scene. Paul, as a Private Member of the Cub, called for Kartic to fetch him a drink, except that hedidn’t say Karthis, he said Quatar . Karthic tok exception to being addressed like a Middle Eastern Airline and asked Paul if he was being racist. A minor explosion occurred with Karthic getting Paul to say his name properly. Paul then decided he didn’t want anything from Kathar anyway.
It was brief but very bitter. There is an edge to Paul and a stubbornness in Kathar that does not bode well.

Later, when they all went outside, a drunk Paul started on Karthic again ‘Don’t you play the race card with me’ Karthic repeated again that he was not to be addressed as an airline and Paul screamed that e knew his F****** name.

Things turned even odder. In the DR, Karthic was all sweetness and light. the essence of reasonableness, very different from from the angry airline downstairs. He was sure Paul hadn’t meant to be racist and also sure that he would call him Karthic from now on.

I’m not sure what to make of that.


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The Riff \Raff had to make breakfast or the Club Members. Paul rather enjoyed playing the seigneur and lording it over the staff. Both Brandi and Helen chided him for it.

Karthic and Paul made up their quarrel of last night by agreeing that they both spoke in jest, Paul went do far as to say that he found Karthic likeable and hilarious.

That’s pushing it a bit, Paul.

Riff Raff have been put on basic rations. Poor Amelia mourned the loss of green tea. Sam nearly died of sympathy and said he wouldn't have taken the tea and deprived her of it. ‘I didn’t think you drank tea.’ she said. ‘Well, I don’t. But I like green tea. And I wouldn’t have drunk it/'

You can see what a smooth operator he is.

The Task tonight was called ‘Catch a Falling Star’. Those HMs who are not members of the private club had to stand under a glittering golden star. If they caught theirs when it fell, they could see a prize on a label, including membership of the Club withal its privileges. The twist was that only three could gain access to the Club and current club members arranged who should get what prize.

Whie Club members ate a scrumptious high tea
Amelia won a romantic dinner for two
Chad won the other half
Brandi won a Cub membership
Jemma won a buket of popcorn each bit of which he was to colour in with a felt pen
Karthic won nothing, neither good nor bad
Trisha dropped her star and won nothing
Sam won a membership
Sarah failed to catch her star
Sandi won a signed photo of Paul
Jordan won a fish which he will have to cary about with him till further notice
Shaun won a memebership

So, Brandi, Shaun and Sam join the ranks of the privileged

Sam and Jordan had a little chat about Amelia and Marissa. Jordan dismissed Marissa as just a bit of fun. Sam called Amelia his rebound girl ( his heart aches for his ex-girlfriend) but agrees that the rebound girl can be fun till the next one comes along/

In the DR, Trisha was distraught. She’s staving and she hates her fellow HMs who are too serious aboutBB – always looking for camera time and posing.

Later, she was summoned to the DR again and offered a whole pizza to herself – provided she voluntarily faced the public vote on Tuesday.
All the Riff Raff were made the same offer but refused it. Trisha ,however, agreed and munchd happily at the pizza. As she put it, relationships are fake, sex gives you STDs… but you can trust a pizza.

I’m beginning to take to Trisha. She’s an astringent antidote to all that schmaltz going on .in the house. And she was infectiously happy with her double crust!

Amelia nervously dressed for her date with Chad and bewailed the fact that she’s flat chested.

Why worry? He’s been knocked back by the other ladies in the house – she’s the only one who’ll give him a hearing.

Karthic was serving the Club members drinks. Brandi reminded him that it’s ladies; first when it comes to service. Karthic went on the offensive immediately. Because he belives In equality, he doesn’t believe that a real lady would ask for this - a pretty offensive and humiliating thing to say. When the ugly little scene was over, Paul perhaps recalling the racist jibe last night, defended |Karthic by saying that he had only been in the country a few years – he was from a different cultures with different customs. Poor Paul was trying to be reasonable and understanding.

I expect the Indian community will love his defence of sheer bad manners. But there is this to be said for it, it is so much more interesting than HM’s showmances.

Take for example, Amelia and Chad’s date. He mumbled at her over spaghetti Bolognese, she pressed for some hint of how he felt about her. It was so dull, that the cameras cut away to the action in the house. Jemma had commenced colouring in the popcorn (not leaving any white bits); Jordan appeared dressed like John West, carrying an enormous salmon – it must have been three feet long. He was horrified by the sight of its face and bulging eyes. Hope bB makes him sleep with it.

Paul’s reasonableness has its limits. When he asked Karthic for some food and drink, Kaarhis recited the rules of the house to him. Why, I don’t know. But Paul said that he could see Karthic was not happy about being staff. Karthic of course denied this. He was lying, though. His ego is intolerable. Nothing less than being the house leader would please him.

Straight from her date with Chad, Amelia sat on the couch and massaged Sam’s neck. Chad felt he had been made to look stupid. Paul told his that Amelia felt she was getting nothing from his and was too shy to make a move on him. But there was no comforting Chad. Amelia left his side and gone immediately to am. He’s een played.

Later, when he got Amelia on her own, he gently reproached her with his wounded feeling. Amelia was guilt stricken – she’s being made to feel she’s done something wrong. In the house, their relationship had been blown out of proportion by all the gossip and talk.. He agreed but feels like an idiot now and isn’t up for dating She made one more plea to knew where she stood. He stared meaningfully at her, then admitted he liked her, sort o, and quietly left the room.

So, the relationship that never was has now come to an end, or perhaps it hangs in the balance.

Utter bilge.

Oh, bring on Paul and Karthic.


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Where to begin discussing a verygood episode?

With Sarah who only had some cider last night because she dropped her star It was only the once, just one drink…
Oh, dear, Sarah, shut up/

Shaun taught Karthic how to put on accents. Karthis put on a Wild West Old Times voice. He was good t it.

In the DR, Brandi spoke of how much peple are changing since they came into the house,
Marissa, for example, is flirting more.

She was very vehement abut that. I wonder why?

Jordan and Marissa sunbathed side by side in the garden, holding hands. He tried to up the ante but she warned him she was in charge because she had what he wanted.

Doesn’t mess around, does she?

Marissa and Jemma had a little chat about Sarah – she’s too moany and has a permanent headache.
Sarah thinks Paul is funny but stirring things up

Task

Three more of the RiffRaff were to be admitted to the club. The Privileged were to shred the pictures of those not accepted. Unbeknownst to them, their delibaerations were being broadcast into the house.
(I’m sure this wasn’t unbeknownst to us).

Brandi suggested Karthis (he said she was too haughty and no lady_ and everyone else agreed except Shaun who is on god terms with him. Karthis was duly shredded.

Paul next suggested Sarah – too negative, he says, overhwhelmed by her problems. Brandi was concerned for her well being, Helen thought she was fragile.
So Sarah was shredded.

Chad got the blackball too. He does nothing and probably doesn’t genuinely like Amelia.
So his phot went in the machine.

That means that Chad, Marissa, Trisha, (Trisha because she ate the pzza yesterday).Karthic and Sarah face the public vote tomorrow.

Sarah fled to the toilet with Amelia weeping wildly over the things that had been said about her. Her career could be ruined because of those remarks.
She ran to the DR and stayed there for over two hours, sobbing over treachery, betrayal and being surrounded by a bunch of stroppy kids.

Paul went round the house justifying everything he’d said about her.

Chad took his shredding rather better saying that he wasn’t doing nothing, he had spent he eek sounding everyone out.

Karthic went on the attack, approaching Brandi first. He accused her of being haughty
Brandi gave him his answer.
Undeterred, Karthis went next toPaul. He relived the Mddle Eastern Arline argument proving indisputably that he was right, and talked over Paul wen he tried to answer. Paul was not happy – he did get a few words in. Karthis then accused Paul of threatening him/
The man is simply mad.

Derek and Paul moved to the garden and Karthic offered to ake them some tea. The two were suitably grateful until Karthic brought up the subject of Quatar Arlines again, saying that he was so pleased to have stayed calm when Paul had not.
Then he slipped off to make the tea.

How that man has lived to see adulthood I will never understand.

Sarah took comfort from gentle Sandi who told her to remain positive while soothing he.
She’s nice is Sandi,

So is Derek. He gave Sarah some healing crystals which will help positive things to happen.

DR A babbling Sam told how he planned to get with Trisha. For a joke, like.

Oh, son, you won’t come out of that one alive.

Jordan, meanwhile, was chatting up Marissa. He;s taking her out after the show, he said masterfully. She was not impressed, not even when he put his arm round her. The whole invitation was left inconclusive but he went into a bit of a pet. When talking to Sam and Paul later, he turned it into, not a failure on his part but a show of strength, a determination not to be used by her


Trisha was instantly suspicious of Sam’s overtures. Hard to see her expression under all the makeup but it suggested kicking a puppy out of the way.

In the DR, BB talked over the Middle Eastern Airline row with Paul. Did he see Kathic’s pont of view?
Paul was all sweetness and light. He should have asked BB how many times he had to hear it all again from Karthic before e was justified in strangling him.

Later, he tried to apologise to sarah but she cut him off with a ‘Fine’ and waked right past him.

Jema quizzed Marissa about her feelings for Jordan. Marissa wants the Universe to tel her.

Sarah and Chad discussed the house Divide – she thinks Paul is attempting to jin JAM. It would seem that he is. He told Jordan and Jemma that Sarak made no sense.

Sarah has discovered backbone – whether it was the crystals or Sandi’s Mumsie chat I don’t know, but Paul overheard her say that he was a psycho. He tried to half apologise for and half explain what he had said but she would not listen to him. ‘I’m done,’ she said. ‘You’re a snake and a hypocrite.’

I suspect Karthic will go tomorrow but hope he doesn’t. His monstrous ego has not reached full flower yet – it would be a sight to see, him putting down the haughty women (oh, joy if he chose Marissa or Trisha) and having regular confrontations over the tea with Paul. It would be better to lose deadweight like Chad or Marissa and end at least one showmance.

Only time will tell.


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