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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:46 pm 
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Have A Banana

Jedward were vulgar with a golden banana and a condom, all done with wooden faces and their robotic voices. Puerile and offensive.
They have faces you would never get tired of slapping.

Next they tried to embarrass Kim. They were on to a loser here but they tried their usual ploy of asking an innocent sounding question but loading it with innuendo. One of the Jedwards lay on the kitchen table and asked Kim if she had ever had fun on a table. She carried on drying dishes, never batted an eyelid, and said yes – children’s parties etc

Their endless invention extended to the shopping list Something about corn bread – they were mumbling. Nicola took umbrage and interfered for which she was called a bitch.
Their schoolboy charm is slipping.

In the DR, Callum pointed out that they were always performing and that he was tired of it. And he didn’t find the condom amusing either.

The task tonight was another of those vacuous quizzes where HMs had to find out who had said what. To make it interesting, the answer was written on the bottom of loaves of bread of which there were hundreds to search through. Waste of good bread if you ask me.

Jedward, up for eviction, really pulled out all the stops tonight, One of them wrote names on the bathroom mirror with shaving foam and then both pretended to be cleaning the glass. And wait for it, they weren’t finished yet.

There was a party to celebrate the quiz during which Bianca and Jamie, also up for eviction, got amorous on the dance floor. Nicola followed Bianca into the toilet, delivering a warning about how she behaved when drunk (because she loves her, she said) but more likely she after all the gory details of what was going on. But the fever was on Bianca and she slipped away into the snug to be alone with her Romeo and they put on a magnificent display of slurping.
Callum was cynical and disapproving f that.about that.

After 2am, Jedward were supposedly washing dishes in the kitchen but in actual fact, they were creating lots of sudsy water which they threw across the floor and played slidies on
No comment/

The first two HMs saved were Jedward and Bianca. Jedward’s inane pranks work on the public after all. So do showmances as evidenced by Bianca’s survival. I was certain that she would go but the public chose to evict Jessica instead, the most genuine, normal person in there. Her interview was a gabbling rush but she quite genuinely seemed to like everyone in the house, particularly Kim who kept her in stitches all day with her stories. Of course we haven’t seen any of that.

Speidi were next to go. They were much nicer in interview than they were in the house. Quite chatty in fact. But I’m glad they’ve gone.

There is to be a big twist tomorrow night. Who is next to go?

 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:01 am 
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Nicola Does Things For The Right Reason

It was the annual letters from home emotional splurge.
Tonight – but with a twist. Speidi had one letter to be destroyed and chose Kim’s amid much pretend schoking and weeping/ Her letter was shredded in front of he. She in then had to choose someone to receive a letter. She chose an emotional Jessica because she has children to hear. She then chose someone whose letter would be destroyed. And on, through all the HMs. It was all a bit pointless/
Collen had a nice surprise in her letter – her son had legally changed his name from his father's to hers.

Most fallout came from Nicola having Jedward's letter destroyed. She did not do that in a spirit of meanness (altough she found it hard to conceal a certain malicious glee) but because she felt that Jedward were best able to cope with the shredding of their misssive. - of that more anon

Afterwards, Jedward was at their provoking agian. Edward the Jedward walked in on Nicola while she was changing in the toilets and unleashed a storm. Whether she was accidentally intrude on, or deliberately, I cannot say although Jedward tried to settle the matter by saying that she was by no means attractive and that he had no desire to see her half dressed (bitchy side to the leprechauns) She claimed that Jedward were full of sly digs and seeking confrontation (paranoid side to Nicola).
On balance I have to go with Nicola on this one. They spcialise in making the ordinary everyday into a calamity.

After Speidi’s eviction, Nicola was spitting feathers and Jedward sorrowed that only boring people were left now.
(Yes, spread some more shaving foam around the house, Jedward, Be interesting)
They barely noticed that Jessica had been evicted too.

In the DR, Kim was delighted to see rotten pigs (she meant Speidi) gone.

Another night, another eviction. This time nominations were face to face. Just about everyone nominated Jedward and Kim although Callum, and Jamie and Nicola also picked up a nomination each which meant that they were up for eviction along with Kim and Jedward. Jedward chose to ignore the fact that nearly everyone had nominated them ( and hat they had nominated her)nd blamed Nicola. Peraps it was because of the hoeyed hypocrisy dripping on the destruction of their letter.Jedward launched a vitriolic on her: she was a drama queen, a mean girl, a troublemaker.

James C intervened to say that they were intimidating her, and Callum tried to make the peace and ended up rowing too. For some time. The last thing that Jedward screamed was he that he was a gentleman and Callum ended up telling him to go F*** himself and walked out of the room swearing.

Afterwards, Callum bragged to the others about his coolness under fire. Nicola, Jamie and Bianca supported him in his claims to sangfroid.

In the DR, Jedward m\aintained that Nicola was the intimidating one, a nobody bitch who liked to bully real celebrities.
Real celebrities? Jedward?

Later n the DR, Callum said that Jedward were obnoxious and unlikeable. Although 25 years old, they had no man in tem.

He has a point.

 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:01 pm 
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Failure To Deliver

After last night’s row, the house was in turmoil. James C and Colleen agreed that Jedward are a conundrum. Jedward agreed that other HMs were critical and full of lies about them.

In the DR, Nicola objected to Jedward having appropriated Speidi’s bed which is next to hers. She found herself quite afraid, Her metaphors, though, were magnificent. She compared Jedward to dogs peeing up a lamppost when they took Speidi’s bed.
What she mean wasn’t entirely clear but it was an improvement on her usual foul language.
She’s confused by the Twins because they don’t act their age.

Bianca and Nicola went off to the snug to confer and found condoms there. Bianca reckoned they had been put there by Jedward as they had earlier put some on her bed.
Those boys could do with a slain

In the DR, Callum was explaining his loss of temper again. He says that as Jedward don’t listen to anybody he had to be assertive in the face of their provocation.

Out I the garden, unconcerned by all this, Edward Jedward practised some Olympic gymnastic move while John Jedward droned out a running commentary on hos prowess full of adoration and admiration.
Those two will never love anyone as much as theylove hemselves.

In the DR, Jedward delivered a spectacular rant against the other HMs. Nicola especially was favoured – christened the Blair Witch who spread poison throughout the house.

There followed about three scenes with Jedward obsessively popping their spots in front of the mirror.

The HMs were put on trial for failing to deliver the promises of their VTs. Judge Vanessa Feltz presided over the cour and was assisted by several BB old hands.

Bianca turned out not to be he feisty involved HM she’d promised to be.

Nicola had a hard time in the dock – accused of being a nasty horrible paranoid person, a bully who swears too much.
Her response was to swear a lot.

Jedward used their trial to attack Nicola and then the other HMs. Nicola swore a lot and Jedward wouldn’t even let the judge speak.

After the trial, Nicola went to the DR to say that she was going home. Right now. She wept and swore and complained about the Twins And then she didn’t leave.

Bianca and Jamie were upset by Callum’s appearance on video in court, saying theirs was a fake romance. This led to mutual declarations of love to prove they were sncere.
To underline the truth of her statements, Bianca went into the DR to say that she had genuine feelings for Jamie/ And she doesn’t know how to cope with Jamie’s sadness and confusion about her BF waiting for her outside.

HMs had a water fight during which Colleen got soaked, Not to be outdone, Jedward leapt fully clothed into the pool/
Careful,boys, that won’t do your acne any good.

 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:40 pm 
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Jedward were still trying to hog the cameras, this time by composing and singing a song about not having underpants on. I can’t believe that pair are real sometimes.

The second part of the Day of Judgment happened today. It was really just a rerun of last night Day of Judgement Part 1. Last night they faced a judge and witnesses for the prosecution; tonight they had to face obnoxious tweets from viewers, some of which were downright abusive. But in essence the comments were the same as yesterday’s and HMs handled them in much the same way, wit swearing,with defiane, with humility. Only James C brought a little humour to the proceedings, saying that his tweet was from his agent.The only dIfference between last night and tonight was that an HM was evicted through the back door – no more slurping or declarations of undying love. Result!
That’s something, I suppose.

Bianca said she was distraught but looked calm and collected Earlier in the evening she had contemplated cooling things down with James after she got a grilling in court over Jamie. So her problem was solved.

Many of the HMs refused to believe that Jamie was gone – was he in a secret room perhaps< _ even after BB confirmed his eviction.

The big event of the evening was Callum’s loss of temper. It was bedtime. Jedward took to singing a silly song in a silly high pitched voie. Its peculiar pitch penetrated the house and probably HMs eardrums Callum could stand no more and arose from his bed, begging Jedward to stop singing. They said they could keep it up all night and intended to as it comforted poor heartbroken Bianca. Callum exploded. Really. I thought he was going to punch those irritating little tics. The row boomed round the house – eventually Callum left, trying to regain control of himself.

It would have been a very satisfying incident had he decked them both.
I’m not supposed to say that, amI?

 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:45 pm 
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Eat Carpet

Rather a dull evening tonight – too many eviction interviews and too much repetition of telephone numbers.
But there were some tiny joys. Jamie, evicted last night after standing his trial, was not even a teensy joy and gave a totally vacuous interview full of romantic claptrap about Bianca, swore up and down that the relationshoip was genuine and that she was wifie material. Ou’d think he’d have learned something from his first divorce.

Jedward had hair troubles – the extravagant quiffs kept falling down much to their dismay.

In the DR, Callum was stuck between explaining his loss of temper last night and having a go at Jedward while trying to seem reasonable.

Unbeknowst to one another, Jmes C and Kim were given the identical secret mission = to cause havoc and mayhem and lots of arguments. James did it by hiding a chocolate bar and blaming Jedward. Kim refused to accept their denial of guilt and told them they would eat carpet. The row billowed and spread through the house, eventually reducing James C to hysterical laughter,

To recover from unjust accusations, Jedward composed yet another sond in the bathroom. Roamnatic, they thought, but there were never two less passionate individuals as these two.

Callum decided to up his game and finally opened up about his relationship with his father, a tear jerker. It was too. But is is appropriate to try to win a game show by parading your scars?

Jedward also tried to up their game by choreographing a new dance in the bathroom. Wouldn’t make me vote for them.

Callum remarked that Kim is hilarious. Nicola was peeved to hear another woan praised but pointed out that kim might not be like that at home – only pretending to be hilarious it would seem.

The results of the public vote were soon in and Callum was evicted. Cue another vacuous interview and a gabbling Callum trying to defend himself form his own judgements. He’s been in therapy too long.

This series has gone on too long also.

 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:14 pm 
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Mrs. Doubtfire

The house was roused by Rock and Roll this morning which led neatly into today’s task: HM Jedward and Nicola were to be a rock band called HM Mayhem and everyone else was to be a roadie or a lackey. The first thing they did was wreck the snug N(Nicola took particular pleasure in this) and they they ordered Kim to clean up the mess while Jedward crooned and Nicola cackled (jedward had a point when they nicknamed her the Blair Witch – horribl cracked haglike laugh she has!).
The band donned their rocker wigs and makeup and Colleen quipped that it was the frst time she;d neer wanted to sleep with the band.

James C presented the band with lines f what looked like Coke but was actually sugar. Kim scolded and took it away.

Roadies were not allowed to be in the smoking area and BB told Jedward to get their employees ot. They were a bit nervous of James C and gave him his orders froma safe distance.

Mayhem gave a performance of Like a Prayer with much posing and poting and throwing themselves about. Nicola confined herself to cackling.

After Callum was evicted, HMs had to vote for those HMs nominated for an award. Nicola won the award for best argument of the series and then they had to vote for naughtiest HM. Jedward were the obvious target but with curled lip and look of disdain, Nicola chose Kim, saying that she had been out of order calling Jamie an adulterer etc
Till now, the evening had been lightheartd but Nicola changed all that and, of course, Kim reacted. She fired a volley of abuse at Nicola, and at Bianca who joined in with Nicola.
She called them filth and bitches and nasty pieces of work…

She rather overegged the pudding, but the show finale is looming and, as James put it, she was upping her game. She was removed to the DR to cool off eventually while Nicola smiled her satisfaction saying Kim would revert to nannyish Mrs. Doubtfire soon. Which she did.

James won the next award, the Flying Under the Radar prize.

John Jedward tried to get Kim to wave a white flag but she refused. Nicola refused also. I think peace in our time between those two is a forlorn hope.

 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:02 am 
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The Pale Moon Was Rising…

It was a high exposure night for Jedward. It began with them having a bath together and gently rubbing soap suds into one another.
The scene looked a little iffy.
Then John Jedward borrowed a thong from Bianca as he’d run out of clean underwear/ What an opportunity to flaunt his bare buttocks before the nation. They appeared like pale moons and he flaunted for quite some time.

As part of a task Jedward had to host a shopping channel and one of the items for sale was a set of tin cans filled with dog mean which Jedward proceeded to eat. They spat out and threw up and were utterly repellent.
But which was worse, the buttocks or the dog food I cannot say.

Nicola was backbiting the twins – she reckons Edward is sweet but John not so…

Nicola and Kim have decided that Kim is entertaining because she’s bizarre and weird’ Colleen wished that she had tackled Kim when she isn’t being Mrs. Doubtfire. Nicola perked up at once, wishing that Colleen would. She’s always ytrying to recruit people to stand up to Kim.

The next part of the task was a quiz – bet you can’t guess the topic of the quiz.
It was about the HMs and what the public think of them and the HMs had to guess which HM was being commented on.
That dreary format should be scrapped.
Anyway, the quiz had hardly got underway when Nicola started sniping at Kim again. Things calmed down but only till James C and his ideas about Kim became part of the quiz. The row erupted again.
I shall pass over Nicola’s foul mouthed tirade as it was the same as all her others. Kim got a few body blows in including one referring to Nicola’s page 3 girl past.

Later, Colleen and Nicola vented about Kim’s opinion of Page 3. As Nicola later explained in the DR, she has always stood up for women’s rights and the right to be a page 3 girl.
The right to be a WAG too, I suppose, and to have a foul mouth and to see every other woman as a rival.

She continued to brood over Kim’s remarks over a bag of crisps with Bianca.
Meanwhile in the DR, Colleen ranted about Kim too= vile horrible nasty woman etc etc

Just as well she didn’t hear the next remasrk from Kim. She told Jedward that Colleen spent far too much time with James C and that his wife should be furious.
That’s pushing it a bit, Kim.
However, Jedward continued to be supportive which sent her into Mrs. Doubtfire mode.

The crisps consumed, Nicola continued to give Kim her character. Apparently she hates Kim’s hairpiece and insists she has saggy bobs. Also that if she were paid enough she’d strip off for Page 3 like a shot. Even Colleen looked embarrassed at this spite.

Jedward expressed appreciation of Kim’s welcome to them. It was a touching scene, genuinely, as it meant a lot to Kim.

In the DR, Colleen said she doesn’t want to die without having told Kim how vile she is.

The final part of the task was a bedtime story from James. All the HMs ad parts – Bianca the fairytale princess, Kim the wicked witch, Nicola the Prince.
The interesting thing about it was that sayings of various HMs were incorporated into the script principally Kim’s.
She has made her mark on this series.

So who wins? Not Bianca the nonentity. Not Nicola the hag. It comes down to James, Kim, Coleen and Jedward.
James was an early favourite of mine but I don’t think he has done enough.
Jedward never stopped performing and Kim was the only one to take on hag Nicola.
It’s going to be close.

 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:28 pm 
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The Final Curtain

The end went with a trhe usual final scenes in the huse = everybody dancing and smiling ad saying what a wonderful experience BB had been The fact that so many of tem loathe one another got lost in the script somewhere.
I’m pleased that Bianca and Nicola were the first two out, leaving Kim to crow. Bianca’s interview was a bland spiritless thing, mostly concerned with her love for Jamie. Well, we won’t have to listen to that any more. Nicola was clearly upser, right down to the base f her massive cleavage, ten angry at the very mention of Kim. She shrieked and grew hoarse as she absolved herself of all blame for Kim-incidents.

James C was next to leavean and gave a genial courteous interview – a gentleman to the end.

Kim was next and as commanding and forceful as ever. To put it mildly, she’s not fond of Nicola either. But she can be witty so I; m glad she beat her adversary/

Jedward were runners up and denied gettng on everyone’s nerves (Colleen called them relentless) = they need to go on a self awareness course.

So, Colleen the winner of CBB 2017. I’d have preferred James r Kim but so long as it wasn’t Nicola, I’ll settle for that.

CYA later…

 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:08 pm 
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United Kingdom of Big Brother.

So here we are again: new house, new concept, new housemates but somehow everything feels the same although an effort is being made to be multi- culti and diverse.
The house this year is a charming little village with a tea shop, a green, and a fountain ( wonder if they’ll bring back the ducks for the village pond), a bus stop and lots of plaster cats.
This year’s twist was to put four candidates up for election as the people’s HM. Now that was just like the election. The candidates postured behind glittering hustings, trashing one another and gabbling nonsensical statements. Simone was loud, Sue was shrieky, Andrew was both, and little Tom seemed reasonably human so he won.

The HMs were introduced one by one:

Arthur, round faced and stamped by a pallid vacuousness, lives in a minor stately home, did what he liked in his childhood, and has disliked authority ever since. I expect his duck costume (I think it was meant to be a duck but am ready to stand corrected) was the result of all that.

Ellie from Yorkshire was virtually incomprehensible due to her accent and rapid delivery but I did manage to glean that she likes kebabs, swears a lot, and is of the ordinary working class.

Lotan has his penis insured for several million pounds as he is a male stripper and it’s a vital requirement. He brags about the women queuing up to get at him but was overcome by shyness when asked to speak by eager. She should have spoken to his insured assets.

Imran and Sukhinder are a married couple. In the spirit of multiculturalism, he is Muslim, she is Hindu. He spoke a lot about being on the show, not for fame or money but for future generations. She was more genuine and delivered a cool but firm putdown to Lohan who wanted to shorten her name to Sucky. Did I imagine his leer when he said that? Perhaps. But I didn’t imagine her freezing repetition of her name right in his face. One up to you. Sukhinder.

and Mandy are mother and daughter. I‘m not sure which is which because they both prattled on like 17 year olds The daughter said her Mum got more attention on their nights out. Mum preened.
Oh, dear.

Debbie and Hannah are sisters, of Nigerian descent. Both are pretty but one is a beauty queen with a hideous whinnying laugh and the other a bit OCD/ They wore gold sparkly dresses and old turban headdresses. They might be un if they can turn down the volume.

Joe was an East Ender, bald and weary looking He hastened to tell us that he has a wife 20 years younger than him and that he can’t stand people running to the DR to talk.

Kevein and Rebecca are private investigators who were once an item but now justwork colleagues. He doesn’t like being told what to do. She prefers other people to see to what needs done.
You can see why they’re not together any more/

Kayleigh loves to go out on the town, get smashed, and not remember anything that happened the night before. She dreams of long term relationships and is very jealous.
She also had a go at Lotan (I’m not sure why) and used very unladylike language to him.

Rafe is a multicultural unit all on his own. An American, he is half Japanese, was educated in Switzerland, and doing a course in psychology in England. He prefers educated cultured people (loads of them on BB) and thinks love is a weakness.
He seemed patronising and far too sure of himself for such a young man. I expect the girls in the house will further his education.

Chanelle caims to be a model and carer. She spoke of how she would deal with anyone who crossed her ;you wll die, bitch.
Some carer| But her greatest offence was her launch night dress: white material stretched taut over huge hips, slit up one side far enough to reveal hefty thighs and white knickers, and cut low enough at he front to reveal all.
Oh,my eyes!

Tom, the People’s HM, will have contact with the public outside. The public will give him inside info about the other HMs to help him make some life changing decisions, the first of which will be to strip half the house of citizenship.

Oh, it’s good to be back!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 1:23 pm 
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Dear Marion (and any of Marion's readers here),
Sorry I haven't been keeping up to date with Big Brother recently.
I genuinely forgot CBB was on last winter. And Channel 5 is not a channel listing I keep an eye on.
I just accidentally saw a reference on the web to the latest Summer series.
I really hope you enjoy the latest series.
I will be back when I am in a better frame of mind about BB.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:37 pm 
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Hi, Des - it's early doors but there are one or two interesting HMs this year. If they could just avoid the dreary romances...

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:38 pm 
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Settling In

First, a special mention for the DR, now apparently in a field and the chair transformed into a country cottage sofa. Lovely and comfy.

The evening was pretty uneventful as HMs desperately tried to get airtime and at the same time make a good impression. Not really possible, is it?

BB was telling the HMs that they could have their citizenship revoked, only to be met with a cry of ‘what does that mean?’
Channelle did not trouble herself with that, she was interested only in talking about her BF and how far she could go on the show. Raph, to whom she was getting uncomfortably close, hastily declared his gayness and beat a retreat.Don’t blame you, son.

Arthur, for no apparent reason, dismantled one of the house mannequins, undressed it, and stole its clothes. He tried to look mischievously appealing for the cameras, but alas, failed utterly. Joe warned him he would get into trouble for that while some of the girls shrieked and howled with laughter at his wittiness. That was fascinating to see: their screeching was accompanied by synchronised shoogling of their mighty bosoms. Shriek. Howl. Wobble. Woble. Pause for a swear word, then the mighty bosoms practically leapt from their plunge necks.

We caught little attempts to get to know one another – Suhkvinder discussed religion with Arthur who tried to appear attentive. Joe and discussed how unimpressed they were with Raph. They might have been more impressed had they heard him say that it 200 times harder to get into Big Brother that to get into Harvard.
Channelle continued to witter about her BF to anyone she could trap in a corner, even confiding the size of his penis (Lotan beware).over which the girls cackled endlessly. To their credit some began to look a little uneasy when she quizzed them about their own sexual prcatices.
Ellie was pretty much focussed on Lohan who came over all touhy=feely although he’s only known her for ten minutes. No prizes for guessing whose the Showmance will be this year.

Tom, the Peope’s HM, went into the intelligence room to communicate with the public via Facebook and glean opinions on how he should separate the house. The advice given was to separate the pairs. In the end, they all took it very well, except for Channelle who screamed and moaned about being revoked and called loud and annoying by the public.
So, half the house will seep in Rose Cottage (beautiful) and half in Thorn Cottage (slum).

In the DR, Rebecca, wearing an elegant black dress, complained about being shut in with people who were not her type – principally the obnoxious Channelle. It was hard not to sympathise but surely she knew what she was in for in BB where there is little point in expecting the depth and intelligence she needs in a companion.

Debbie, the black beauty queen, was unhappy about being separated from her sister. And the amount of fakery beng indulged in by HMs. She suddenly came across as a thinking, clever woman, and rather likeable.

Meanwhile, in Rose Cottage, Kieran, Rebecca’s colleague in the private detective agency, was explaining to the others how he set a honey trap to snare unfaithful girlfriends. That gave me the best laugh of the evening. Kieran a honey trap?

Channelle has to go!

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The Crying Game

Tom, the People’s Housemate, consulted with Facebook again, this time about what rules should be imposed on the HMs. He chose three:

Exiles must tell citizens what they were talking about if asked
Exiles much fetch or make beverages for citizens
Exies must bow to passing citizens.

Suhkvinder was confused about who to bow to and burst into tears because she was afraid of losing herself Only Imran’s supportiveness consoled her.

Raph and Arthur talked about not fitting in with the lads but the lads were somewhat more impressed with Raph when he was exposed as a love cheat in today’s task (cheated on two girls and a boyfriend) until he bust out crying and messed up his painted cat’s face.

Sukhvinder and Raph weren’t the only two indulging in drama. Arthur asked Joe about his make-up (very heavy tan and eyeliner) and Joe responded by a very sniffy insistence that he wasn’t wearing any. Arthur persisted and Joe ended up warning that he had had his first strike
I suppose he had better not reach three. However, Joe contented himself with demanding that Arthur bow more quickly. Arthur became very argumentative and sulked for AGES about it. Hannah tried to talk him round.

Channelle enthralled the house with tales of her cosmetic surgery : a Brazilian bum life, oncocted by flesh taken from various parts of her body. It was a relief when she moved on to less traumatic botox.

In the DR, Mandy was very amusing on the subject of why she wouldn’t want a younger man, all done with a mischievous twinkle in her eye.

Elle, meanwhile, was making a play for Lotan. She threw cushions at him, while shrieking wildly. It was all very Primary school in effect.

The task was to correctly assign BB newspaper headlines to HMs. They were the usual sensational stuff : Mandy’s sex tape (VHStape – It was a long time ago), Raph,s love cheat stuff, Channelle a victim of bullying.

Lots of little dramas emerged: Raph crying; Lotan’s anger at not being credited with an intelligent headline); Arthur disagrreing with Imran about benefits.

Sukhvinder threw another fit of the sturdies when she warned Imran that there were people in te house who were not good; he disagreed and thought everyone was good. She warned him SERIOUSLY against the others. I suspect a rehearsed double act.

Sukhvinder turned her guns on Mandy, over her sex tape. She said Mandy had shattered the image she had had of her. Mandy actually looked quite uncomfortable under her moralistic scrutiny.
You shouldn’t have told, Mandy, if you didn’t want it known. Or couldn’t face Suhkinder’s disapproval.

Ellie was all over Lohan in the swimming pool. I thought she was trying to drown him at one point.

Later she confided in Mandy that she thought he was gorgeous but way out of her
league/ She stood there with her bum cheeks hanging below her skimpy shorts. I’m inclined to agree.
Then I remembered Josie from several years back, the girl with the crush on the Australian chap, and how she spent the whole series pining for him while wrapped in a duvet. Playing little Cinderella not good enough for the Prinace.
Oh, I hope we don’t getall that again.

Kayleigh and Charlotte buttonholed Lotan in the kitchen and trapped him against the units, demanding to know what was going on with Ellie. They were all protective of her (they know she’s not in his league either). But he was gentlemanly even though it can’t have been funny being hissed at by those harridans. He explained he was her fried and wouldn’t put her through a relationship with him as he gets chased by so manywomen that it wouldn’t be fair on her. (Did he really say that?)

But it was a different story at bedtime when Ellie crept into his bed and pounced on hi.m. I felt sorry for him – he’s not interested bt doesn’t like to fend her off and make an enemy.
He was rescued by Tom who very firmly told her she was in the wrong cottage.
Bravo, Tom.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 12:01 am 
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A Touch Of Class

Imran leapt out of bed this morning, revealing a searingly bright pair of gold lame shorts, rather thoughtlessly since bleary eyed HMs were all suffering from hangovers. Those shorts must have hurt.

In the DR, Elle bemoaned that she had made a fool of herself going after someone like Lotan when he can have his pick of dream girls, not somebody like her.
I knew that’s how she would play this, I just knew it.

The house shower is visible from all sides and Arthur decided that he was not going to shower all summer I his shorts. Yes, he stripped off completely and lovingly soaped himself. The girls kept up a coarse running commentary as they stared transfixed. It was Joe and Lotan who protested his lack of modesty.

Sukhvinder was firing on all cylinders tonight. She picked up on Rebecca’s commet last night that she would not employ a woman not wearing makeup. Sukhvinder objected again, claiming that young girls were subjected to enough pressure to look good. Oh boy, did she make a meal of the point. Rebecca pointed out that her employess had to make an effort to look professional but Sukhvinder was having none of it. It was discrimination against girls. Ellie had to have ‘discrimination’ explained to her. Like racism, Sukhinder explained
‘Here we go,’ Rebecca said.
She should have let it go. Sukhvinder was clearly in search of a row. She likes to hector people. As became obvious after her next row. This time it was Kayleigh under attack for brushing her hair in the kitchen. Spectacular volleys of cursing and screaming were fired. Sukhvinder went on and on, even after Kayleigh left the room, even shouting at Imran who had to work hard to calm her down. Apparently she’s afraid of losing herself and who she is in the house.Finally she was left talking to herself in the mirror, probably reassuring herself that she was actually there.

Kayleigh had gone out into the garden where she too went on and on about the row. The best retort she could come up with was that Sukhvinder’s shorts were too short/ Not as interesting as Sukhvinder’s identity crisis somehow.

The task tonight was another one of those personality quizzes so beloved of teenagers. One amusing thing to come out of it was that Rebecca had to surrender her makeup and appear without it for a while. Sukhvinder was pleased. Another opportunity to hector Rebecca fell right into her lap. Channelle thought Kayleigh was boring because all she talks about is lipgloss.
These are tedious women.

Raph got a round of applause for not taking money from the prize fund when BB offered it to him. He announced that he wasn’t on the show for the money.
You never saw such hard eyed gazes as were directed at him by his HMs while he deliberated his decision.

The task required Hannah to mimic her fellow HMs. She was actually very good at it, and comical. Sukhvinder was asked to prove honesty which she did by lecturing Rebecca AGAIN about the makeup.
Kudos to Rebecca for not pointing out to Sukhvinder that she could actually do with applying a cosmetic or two.

After Tom consulted with his outside sources he made changes to exile/citizen status. Charlotte got her citizenship, her mother was exiled in her place.
Hannah and Debbie were reunited as citizen, Imran exiled to join his wife.
All tose currently exiled are up for eviction tomorrow night, that is:
Mandy, Imran,Raph, Sukhvinder, Channelle, Arthur, Lotan. Imran, poor man, declared it a blessing to be with his wife again. Hopefully not for much longer once the votes are counted tomorrow.

At least, that was my first thought and then came rather a nasty little incident occurred. Hannah, finally a citizen and with citizen’s rights, was not bowed to by Channelle who jeered and sneered at the suggestion. Hannah stood her ground and finally Channelle gave in but she was not pleased about it and chauntered on. When she sat back down, she deliberately kicked off her sandal at Hannah and bounced it off her chest. There was a stunned silence and then Hannah calmly and quietly objected to that. No swearing or shrieking, just a dignified expression of her objections. Channelle blustered and then got up as if to leave the room but made faces and grimaced behind Hannah’s back.

Guess which woman has a touch of class?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:47 pm 
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The Prince Regent


I’ve been trying to remember who Arthur reminds me of. Today it came to me: the Prince Regent, scion of the Hanoverian line, one of the pudgy bug eyed Georges, arrogant and running to fat in later years. Yes, Arthur the Regent.

The day started with the girls having an earnest discussion about makeup and Arthur graphically describing to Kayleigh how he’d love a wank. She found this hilarious.
I don’t know which bored the most.

To keep to the topic of makeup, in the DR Rebecca wept at being deprived of hers. She missed an interesting conversation in there: Kayleigh telling the others word for word what Arthur said. Give him his due, Lotan looked horrified.
In the meantime, Arthur was in the hot tub with Rebecca embarrassing her with coarse comments about her and Kieran.
She blushingly denied there was anything between them but he said that at her age she should make the most of what time she had left to her. In five years she would be finished.
That young man needs a slap.

The task tonght was a debate.HMs eiher argued for or against given topics such as immigration or raising taxes etc As you would expect, nothing very deep was said. Nor should here be really.
Two points of interest arose – Joe was extremely rude and disruptive, feigning boredom with and ignorance of all topics. Secondly, when the debate was opened to the floor, Arthur changed the subject and quizzed Imran about believing the earth is flat which he mentioned last night.It is flat, he said, and surrounded by walls of ice to stop anyone from falling off the edge. (watching too much Game of Thrones). Arthur harangued him about this until Sukhvinder entered the fray screaming and cursung.
In the DR afterwards, Sukhvinder wept and Imran claimed to have found Arthur intimidating.
Imran, podgy little Arthur struts te strut but with a little more courage you could eat him alive.

Arthur continued to be obnoxious and for no apparent reason told Hannaj=h she is a rubbish HM. Something about not discussing deeply enough at the debate. She didn’t rise to the bait until he started on her sister Deborah. Then he was firmly told off. He gave up then – no point in carrying on when you don’t start a row. What she did was call him out for his rudeness in front of the others. That put his gas on a peep, so much so that when he came into the kitchen and was asked not to speak to her by Sukhvinder, he complied.

In the DR, Kieran insisted that he and Rebecca are just friends…

Uh-oh. Do I detect another showmance on te horzon, scripted and packaged and ready to go.
Moe romatic angst and breathless will they or won’t they get it together?

In the pool, Kieran couldn’t take his eyes off the lovely Rebecca in her skimpy swimmie.

Running true to form, Arthur amused himself by drawing crude pictures of genitalia on the house interior wall What is he, twelve? Big Brother sent for him anyway.

Rebecca and Kieran taked over the reason Kieran wasn’t flirting any more – he worries that the others will think they ar a couple.
Saw it coming. Opening gambit.

Tom is another potential lovelorn lothario. He is making a play for Charlotte who s’ not remotely interested in hi – his chance o build another showmance, unrequited variety.

In the bedroom, for an interested group of girls, Lotan taught Arthur how to strip properly. Well, anything is better that Arthur’s usual enthusiastic way of getting naked. Mandy played along, readying herself on the bed for Lotan’s attentions. What would she have done if Arthur had turned on her?

Mandy and Imran polled the lowest number of votes from the public – Tom had to choose which one of them was to go and chose Mandy. He instantly went to comfort Charlotte. Fool. He will never be forgiven that.

Mandy gave a good eviction interview – intelligent and forthright. So of course she had to go.

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