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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:12 am 
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This show was a by confusing, some of it filmed before last night's eviction and some of after. Never mind, there were goodies in the mix.

Malika cut Ann's habit and made a very good job of it. Ann was delighted and the two women chatted away. Then Malika went and nominated her. I still think that was odd.
Ann then went to Ashleigh and had her make-up done. Again, Ashleigh did it very well. Ann preened when the men, notably John Barnes, wolf whistled. It was a nice moment. BB keeps trying to provoke Ann into saying something controversial. But no joy - in the DR she firmly proclaimed that wolf whistles weren't sex is, but a compliment. She insisted they cheer women up. The country, she intoned, is becoming miserable, having allowed activists to take things too seriously and drive out cheerfulness.

While Ann was having her hair done, India became restless to resume an important opic - herself. She announced, apropos of nothing, that she was only accepted as a woman to a certain extent as she was a trans woman. 'What did you expect?' Rachel asked drily.

Cue Courtney answering Ann's question about this identity as opposed to his alter ego, Courtney. Somehow he managed to introduce the topic of how many straight men he'd had relations with. I wonder why that is so significant to him. Wayne Sleep joined in to tell how he'd only come out after his mother had died. This is tedious stuff. No one ever asks the women any questions - they only have to listen.

Rachel pressed Wayne for details of his jungle experience on the reality show. She pressed too hard and failed to attend to his efforts to avoid interrogation. Do I detect a nomination coming her way.

After the nominations were over, courtney was dressed in a black skimpy teddy with her legs all over the place. He was anxious to talk about sex again - when does he do anything else. He had the impertinence to ask Malika how she would feel if she discovered her partner had had gay relationships in the past. He stretched and posed and stared at her. Why ask a beautiful woman a question like that? Especially when she has a low cut dress revealing a cleavage that's real and not made of foam.
Perhaps that cleavage made Courtney competitive. He blurted out a story about having a threesome with 2 lesbians. I think everyone was supposed to be impressed but there is more than a touch of schoolboy bragging in all his stories. Unfortunately, Jonny seems to be impressed (utterly credulous) and what with a public vote in the offing and the necessity to catch the public eye, he's cuddling up with Courtney.

The Daily Mail reports that India claims that she was once abducted by aliens. She has the scars on her back to prove it. This story has not been aired as yet, but surely it trumps Courtney's three some.


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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:35 pm 
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The push is on to win a two day task and win power in the house. HMs have returned to the Fifties (just an excuse to wear beautiful full skirted dresses in bright prints) and the men will work in a factory on an assembly line while the girls women stay at home and keep a perfect house and cook for the workers when they come home. Except that's not what's really happening -the women will go to their own factory and compete secretly and directly against the men. At least this secret task silenced India's accusations of sexism.

It to7ok the teams no time at all to organise cake box assembly, and blue icing and sprinkles, and chocolate Swiss rolls - just as well because the assembly line moved at high speed. The women won by a wide margin, thanks in part to Ann who approached the task with a furrowed brow concentration while the men larked about. It is part of the task that the men should not discover the women's factory; the game was nearly uo when courtney wondered how the perfect wives had managed to Hoover when the extension was too short.

In the factory a discussion on the subject of Harvey Weinstein an CD the harassment of women took place. John Barnes, ever the gentleman
, was appalled by it all.
Courtney, however, kept talking over him and interrupting. All sexual matters must be referred too Courtneym the expert. He seemed to hint that there was too much fuss being made and then remembered that this would not be a popular idea and ended his intervention with a limp agreement that it should be taken seriously,

India wanted to sit out the Fifties party because she felt that everything she did was wrong.
As Malika put it, India has quarrels with just about everyone and never stops to ask why, what is SHE doing wrong.

Still, India spent a happy time with Andrew who asked her about her reassignment surgery. She relished telling Andrew about selecting the size of her vagina from a book titled The Great Wall of Vagina - it wouldn't surpise me if that wasn't a joke. She was rapturous about her surgery even if it did cost £14,000. She then wanted to tell Andrew about her vulva but fortunately the camera moved away from her.
Just too much information there.

In the DR, India was lavish in her praise of Ashleigh's attitude to her and the girl's showmance. The other women, sadly, would not allow India be one of them..Oh, she's a martyr is India.


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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:50 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:21 pm 
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She's gone and taken her professorial didacticism with her . At least she realised that on her part there had been too much gender talk and too many attempts to stir up conflict. She later explained to Ryan Clark that she was going through her adolescence due to her transition and, although she was fifty two, a former male adult, and someone's Dad, she was actually emotionally a fifteen year old girl.
O- ka-a-y
She still insisted that she had a phobia of drag queens... Oh, India, the photos of you and your drag queen friends are all over the internet!

Rachel,always up for discussing current affairs, raised the topic of Weinstein and the #MeToo campaign. Ann instantly flared up and called the campaign 'wimpery' designed to destroy men; over the last few years, she said, that had become evident. Even the judiciary were in on it!
Some insight into what formed Ann's views was provided in the DR when she spoke of her own Fifties upbringing. Deference to the man of the house was fundamental to women's thinking and behaviour. I suppose she would have to have been married to scotch that one.

There was an ironic postscript to Ann's wimpery. Ashley and Ginuwine are now the official house showmance (everyone is talking about them and the camera's love to linger). Ginuwine wanted a kiss but she pulled back. His response was to hold her face in an iron grip and no matter how hard she pushed at him, he carried on.
Wimpery to complain, I dare say.

Maggie and Amanda were subjected to male misbehaviour. In the bedroom. The two women were talking when suddenly Wayne Sleep dropped his towel and exposed himself.. Twice. Maggie and Amanda just laughed. But what possible reaction was he looking for?

Andrew seems to be longing for a showmance with Cou.rtney. She's so gorgeous that he realises he would be in danger from her after a few beers. Let's face it, even stone cold sober he'd fancy her. Even when Courtney is Sean and all traces of drag cast ok, Andrew still wants to play. The pair of them got in a bath together (after Andrew slapped Sean' s backside a few times -- a big no-no, I imagine, since Sean regards himself as a work off art, an installation not to be tampered with). Once in the bath, Sean got busy
shaving Andrew's legs for him. It was oddly sickening and got worse when Ashley swueezed in and got her armpits shaved. All that hair floating in the water - yeuch!

In the DR Sean insisted there was no sexual tension between him and Andrew. He just enjoys the friendship, the brotherhood etc
I suspect Andrew feels a bit differently and doesn't realise that Sean isn't as playful or sexual as he makes out.


The final part of the factory task (assembling and painting toy cars was won by the men and giving them an overall victory and the power to nominate next week.


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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:16 am 
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Pre-eviction

Male HMs are in charge and have quickly assigned employment to the women. Ann is a butler, Jess a cleaner and so on. BB must be disappointed that the ladies took their tasks with perfect good humour. They had the house in order and the lunch bubbling away in jig time.

In the DR, Ginuwine was at pains to say how much fun he and Ashley are having.
She is certainly filmed often hanging from his neck.
Do they really think they are fooling anyone?

Some deceptive behaviour from Courtney too. She told Malika that she and Andrew are just good friends! And that Courtney wasn'that kind of girl and didn't want to live with the expectation that something might happen. Andrew just has to remain the unrequited love friend

If that is what she really wants, then why is she leading him on? At the eviction, she wasseated across from him and caught his eye then deliberately crossed her legs at him. Later, she was all over him on the sofa. Later still in the kitchen they embraced. She spotted a camera non them and ostentatiously caressed his bum. The shocking thing about it was the hard stare she gave the camera. Oh, it was as hard as nails.
They were soon under the garden furry throws -all in jest, of course. I don't know th st Andrew quite sees it that way.
Courtney's behaviour needs a closer look. She was baiting again, quizzing her about her thoughts on the Vatican's stance on condoms. One thing led to another and soon Ann was proclaiming that there should be no sex outside marriage. This is not the first time he's tried to draw .her unfashionable views out. Last time it was gay rights and a perfect storm of quick fire questions. It's disrespectful, even a kind of bullying. He just sits there waiting for her to be revealed as a dinosaur compared to his own progressive modern outlook. Young smart alec man having a go at an elderly woman is not a good look. I think too he underestimates how popular she is. Ann has no game plan or strategy - she just is. Threesomes with lesbians may be a big deal in his world but it is a silly boast to others, a thing of no, importance. Ann has integrity - he has none.

The task tonight was an artistic one. One Hm from each side was to describe a painting to another three. The snag was that they were describing to the blindfolded, the gagged, and the deafened by jumbo headphones. They had to mime what they saw and tthe others were to work out what they were miming. The women won, largely because of Malika who was incredibly intuitive at guessing rockets to the moon, sharks and starfish, mermaids and domestic chickens.

So! We can begin to sort the wheat from the chaff. Courtney paints a veneer of niceness to face the world with but it's about as real as her foam cleavage. Dapper has never been nice and he despises women judging by how he talks about them. Ashley and Ginuwine are acting romance to win votes not so nice. As for Wayne I'm still shocked at the old man exposing himself. And how could he demand of Amanda that she give him a sponge bath after that? It was part of her duties as butler but this butler could have poured water over his head.

The rest of the HMs seem reasonable and likeable people.
We'll have to wait and see if good triumphs over - I won't say evil - naughtiness?


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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:51 pm 
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Tonight's The Night

Lots of interesting little snippets tonight. The men are the bosses now and Rachel cooked breakfast for everyone. As it transpired, she cooked all of everyone's meals for the day. Dapper had to retreat to the DR to have a weep because her cooking reminded him of his Mum's. Everyone enjoyed her efforts -- so why don't they like her more? Could it be that quality of detachment she carries about with her like a glass wall? She is forever questioning but never gives anything of her own away. AWayne felt able to discuss her with the other men in a critical way - not talking noms you understand - just hinting at them.

Courtney came into the room dressed as Shane and earned a hug from Ann who who is much more at ease with him in civvies. It's odd because Courtney is much more outgoing than Sean even if she apparently has the ambitions to be a Barbie doll.

Shane and Andrew had another in depth discussion about their relationship : they are agreed that it's fun, itS it's a friendship with no funny business about it - that's what Sean said anyway and Andrew agreed. But Andrew has made it clear that he has a victory in mind and that Sean is a stepping stone. It's clear that Sean/Courtney thinks the same. What a cynical pair.

So too are Ginuwine and Ashley. She doesn't like his style at all and yet clings to him like a barnacle. This evening he was singing 'Tonight's the Night' while pointing at her vagina. Crude. Interestingly, she pretended not to understand what he meant, presumably so that she wouln't have to send him away with a flea in his ear and thereby end the showmance. The other women were shocked when she told them what had happened. When he recounted the tale to the men, one of them pointed out that she didn't want to be Baby Mama No. 10. Ginuwine didn't like that at all.

The shopping list was done tonight -Wayne wanted lots of avocados which he didn't get. Rachel didn't get her parmesan cheese either which is a loss to the house because what's pasta without parmesan? Anyway, she has threatened to nominate all the men who robbed her of parmesan.

Shane went into the DR to talk about the tensions brought on by the shopping list but he soon moved on to the relationship that isn't happening. He assured the public that it was only a friendship.
Sure, Shane.

The task tonight was a quiz. Jess and Andrew were selected by the public to be their respective team leaders - on the grounds that they were the most gullible. There were spelling, science and General knowledge questions and their team's fed them wrong answers. Andrew stuvk to his guns a couple of times but Jess was persuaded by them every time. That turned out to be a good thing - the winner was the team who got most wrong. The women were provided with a feast as a reward. The table groaned with goodies. Ann approached Big Brother about sharing the feast with the men. She called him a brute when BB said no. She tried to raise a rebellion about it but Rachel stymied that. She was vague about her reasons for not having an insurrection - she didn't come out of that well.

The show ends with horseplay from Andrew and Shane. They touched, they romped. Andrew had his pants pulled down, Sean went over his shoulder. Pillows were piled on top of Andrew - but not to worry, it's just friends having fun.

So now that the HMs aren't non feed by a common dislike of India, we will see some changes this week. I'd say Rachel ws in danger of nominstion for sure. The second nominee is anybody's guess. I'd like to see Ashley and Ginuwine split up. They are so blatantly pretending.


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 Post subject: Re: Big Brother
PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:07 am 
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Ashley's showmance is moving into full star-crossed lover mode. She anguished over the fact that she and Ginuwine aren't speaking -and worse they're not even making eye contact. She got under a fur throw with Shane and wept for sorrow. She's inarticulate Ann monotone so that even in the throes of an amorous catastrophe, she's a about as interesting as a goldfish to listen to.

On Sunday a surprisingly large number of HM's held a prayer meeting in the bedroom - Ann, Sean L, Ginuwine, Jess and Malika all prayed for protection for their families outside and for themselves. The meeting ended with smiles and hugs and that calmness which comes over people after prayers..

Rachel had washing up on her mind. She wanted Ann to do it. She was all ready for a Barney as Annx's dishwadhing offends her as much as het politics, but Ann proved quite amenable. After all, she washed up after everybody yesterday. Ann also pointed out that the kitchen floor was sticky and soon found a volunteer to sort that. Rachel looked rather foolish by the end of it all.

Washing Wayne was as urgent as the dirty floor and Amanda was still at his beck and call. It was nauseating to see him being tended to in the bath and even having his toe- nails clipped. Yeuch!

Shane provided us with a strange little scene He meditated with a sleep mask on but the mask had a huge pair of Courtney blue eyes painted on. It was creepy.

Today's task was to run the BB creche. The team which best kept their charges occupied successfully would win. But in fact the children would vote their favourites the winners. They were beautiful cute children who liked John Barnes's face, Andrew's childishness, and Ashley's looks.

Ann showed off her dancing skills with Wayne but had to enlist Sean L to do the lifts.
My heart was in my mouth watching her but all ended well.

In the DR, Ashley whinged some more about Ginuwine - she wants to return to their fun flirty relationship. I don't recall the relationship ever be I g like that.

BB punished Wayne for his nom hints last night He had to write lines. How draconian.

Then came Ann's finest hour. It was strange. Andrew asked Ashley to wax his buttocks. She said she would if Ann said it was all right. So over to Ann he went and introduced the topic of his bottom and wax strips. She told him to go away. She went into the garden and he followed. She had already said that his talk was tawdry, unnecessary, and crude. She thought that no one whose opinion mattered would find it funny. She realised that he had come to her to embarrass her.
It was quite a tonguelashing. They made it up with a hug but she told him she know he couldn't help it.
He deserved it - I mean, who talks to elderly ladies like he does? I admit that I relished a young man with no social graces being challenged.

Andrew smarted under the lash of her wrath. He told the others how she'd treated him, painting her as an old fuddy duddy and spreading out to include her politic and her whole life.
Sulky boy.. As Ann said, he's 27 not 7.

Meanwhile Ashley and Ginuwwine had made up. Ashley got into bed with him and left again ere long , leaving Ginuwine on his own.and sparking a conversation between Ann and Amanda about the lengths of her dress. A short dress or a long jumper?
There's a puzzle to keep me awake at night.


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