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Author:  Ray [ Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:16 pm ]
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A Crimewave one:

Local Police are hunting the 'knitting needle nutter’ who has stabbed six people in the last 48 hours. It is believed the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

Anyone got another?

Author:  Ali_L [ Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:32 pm ]
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OK, here's one for Interzone:

Why do aliens always spill their tea?
Cos they've got flying saucers...

(Sorry, that's SO bad...)

Author:  Ray [ Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:57 am ]
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:lol:
=D>
Might just be us who like terrible jokes, Ali.

Crimewave, perhaps even Black Static:

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet...

Author:  Pete [ Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:01 am ]
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Okay, you asked for it. With my Black Static hat on...

What lives under the sea and shivers and shakes?

A nervous wreck :evil:

Author:  Bob Lock [ Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:02 pm ]
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I am Smorgas of Borg.
YOU will be marinated!

Author:  Ray [ Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:54 am ]
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:lol:

Did you hear about the woman who married a demon? I've no idea what possessed her....

Author:  Ali_L [ Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:10 pm ]
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:lol:

Author:  Rolnikov [ Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:34 pm ]
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A Yorkshireman was asked how he maintained concentration during a successful record-breaking attempt. "I was Interzone, lad."

Author:  Rolnikov [ Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:17 am ]
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Last year on my birthday there was a knock on the door: it was a strippr!

Turns out my friends had sent me a lipogram.

Author:  Rolnikov [ Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:15 am ]
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Lots of people are having new kitchen floors installed, which provide them with the latest horror updates.

Yes, Black Static's news tile is very popular.

Author:  Andy [ Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:51 pm ]
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Here's an old Third Alternative joke:

Bloke walks into a baker's, asks for a loaf of bread.

Baker says "White or brown?"

Bloke says "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike outside."

Author:  Syd Foster [ Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:53 pm ]
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I can't understand the joke?

Is it an in joke? Or is it just surreal?

Author:  Roy [ Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:29 am ]
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That may well be the TTA joke though the general dusty/muddyness of cycling might be another explanation.

Author:  Syd Foster [ Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:39 pm ]
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Hi Roy,

Thanks for a response, but I'm no clearer. Letting go of the in joke, I can't see how cycling is particularly a dirty mode of transport, unless you live in an industrial park maybe. Or you are mountain biking off paved roads. Never seen a bakery up in the woods!

Still, if you say it's about your bread getting dirty on the way home from the baker's shop, I'll accept it... and sidle out the door... easy does it... :arrow:

Author:  Ray [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:19 am ]
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Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other "This taste funny to you?"

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