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 Post subject: TTA themed jokes
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:16 pm 
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A Crimewave one:

Local Police are hunting the 'knitting needle nutter’ who has stabbed six people in the last 48 hours. It is believed the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

Anyone got another?

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 Post subject: Re: TTA themed jokes
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:32 pm 
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OK, here's one for Interzone:

Why do aliens always spill their tea?
Cos they've got flying saucers...

(Sorry, that's SO bad...)

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 Post subject: Re: TTA themed jokes
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:57 am 
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Might just be us who like terrible jokes, Ali.

Crimewave, perhaps even Black Static:

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet...

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 Post subject: Re: TTA themed jokes
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:01 am 
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Okay, you asked for it. With my Black Static hat on...

What lives under the sea and shivers and shakes?

A nervous wreck :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: TTA themed jokes
PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:54 am 
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:lol:

Did you hear about the woman who married a demon? I've no idea what possessed her....

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 Post subject: Re: TTA themed jokes
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 Post subject: Re: TTA themed jokes
PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:34 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TTA themed jokes
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Lots of people are having new kitchen floors installed, which provide them with the latest horror updates.

Yes, Black Static's news tile is very popular.

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 Post subject: Re: TTA themed jokes
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:51 pm 
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Here's an old Third Alternative joke:

Bloke walks into a baker's, asks for a loaf of bread.

Baker says "White or brown?"

Bloke says "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike outside."


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 Post subject: Re: TTA themed jokes
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:53 pm 
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I can't understand the joke?

Is it an in joke? Or is it just surreal?

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 Post subject: Re: TTA themed jokes
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That may well be the TTA joke though the general dusty/muddyness of cycling might be another explanation.


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 Post subject: Re: TTA themed jokes
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:39 pm 
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Hi Roy,

Thanks for a response, but I'm no clearer. Letting go of the in joke, I can't see how cycling is particularly a dirty mode of transport, unless you live in an industrial park maybe. Or you are mountain biking off paved roads. Never seen a bakery up in the woods!

Still, if you say it's about your bread getting dirty on the way home from the baker's shop, I'll accept it... and sidle out the door... easy does it... :arrow:

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